'Expendables 2' Teaser Almost Makes Stallone Cry
Don't cry, Sly. Look at all the friends you have!
So many friends! It's like New Year's Eve, but with defensible murder! And now Dolph Lundgren is Hector Elizondo.
(In case the YouTube gets taken down, here's the official embed.)
Yeah, yeah, fine, you've got a ton of great and once-great action stars. But can I get a closer look at Bruce Willis's face there?
I think they might be trying to sell me someone's (admittedly detailed) Bruce Willis portrait tattoo as a photo. Tell me the truth, guys. Am I s... / Continue →
In the full Expendables 2 trailer, the worn form of Arnold Schwarzenegger leans out of some burning wreckage and, cigar in hand, shouts "I'M BACK" pretty much directly at the camera. If that was slightly too subtle an Arnold back-catalogue reference for anyone, here's just the ... / Continue →
Stallone, Statham, Li, Rourke, Lundgren, "Stone Cold", Couture, Schwarzenegger, and Willis, all in one film. It's like Love Actually, but with guns and testosterone! And hopefully still with a Mariah Carey song-driven climax.... / Continue →
