Conan Made a 'Human Centipede' Menorah
Going where even Etsy hasn't dared to go (yet), Conan O'Brien last night celebrated the beginning of Hanukkah with a tradition sure to catch on among orthodox scientific sadists: the Human Centipede Menorah, a equal reminder of when the menorah's oil miraculously stretched across three days and of when a deranged German surgeon miraculously stretched a single digestive tract across three unsuspecting tourists. It's a mitzv-ugh! Here's the video:
Well, as far as turning a cherished Jewish tradition into something that makes you question humanity, that's pretty good. A dreidel crudely molded from human feces just wouldn't read as well on television.