December 25, 2011 - December 31, 2011 Archives
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Well, 2011 has passed, come and gone like a Nicolas Cage film in-and-out of theaters in two weeks because it's so bad even by Nicolas Cage standards. And while it's tempting to look back at the year behind us, contemplating the varied genders Adam Sandler played, the many zoo a... / Continue →
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With Paramount dumping The Devil Inside into the filthy, gas station bathroom of January releases, it's sadly unlikely that their latest cheap, pseudo-documentary-style possession film is going to be anyone's new favorite cheap, pseudo-documentary-style possession film. Still, ... / Continue →
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At last answering the unanswered Dark Knight Rises question everyone has been wondering about, Anna Hathaway has for some reason confirmed that she totally breathes in and out really slowly during her Catwoman scenes. Speaking to the L.A. Times, the actress revealed that she--a... / Continue →
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Looking for redemption now that he's tragically revealed he's not the perfect husband everyone naturally assumed a bodybuilding Terminator would be, Arnold Schwarzenegger will soon show us what an angel can be. According to the internet's premier Arnold Fans, TheArnoldFans.com,... / Continue →
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It's all limited releases this weekend, so if you aren't in a major market, I'm sorry, but you're just going to have to watch Chipwrecked again. The Iron Lady (limited) Director: Phyllida Lloyd Starring: Meril Streep, Jim Broadbent Good if you want to see: Meryl Streep do a Ma... / Continue →
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Beloved actor, companion, and shit-thrower Cheetah the Chimpanzee reportedly died on Saturday after suffering kidney failure a week prior. He was 80-ish, which is apparently pretty old for a chimp. Cheetah was the simian co-star of the Tarzan films of the '30s and had since re... / Continue →
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Earlier today Forrest Gump was added to the National Film Registry, and now already a major film organization has announced, "Hey, remember the film that begat the Bubba Gump restaurant chain?" It's the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, who today released an Oscars p... / Continue →
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Silence of the Lambs, Bambi, Forrest Gump, Faces, and El Mariachi are among the films the Library of Congress has this year selected as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to include in the National Film Registry--the United States National Film Pres... / Continue →
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Having already faced lawsuits from a stuntperson, a crazy person, Mike Tyson's tattoo artist, and law enforcement officials worried about the legality of showing simulated monkey fellatio in bars, The Hangover franchise is now finding itself in legal trouble with Louis Vuitton.... / Continue →
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If you're interested in the behind-the-scenes of The Hobbit, and you're okay with ruining the illusion of Middle Earth existing as a real, often-dangerous place that rationalizes your buying a longsword collection from TV's Cutlery Corner, have a look at Peter Jackson's latest ... / Continue →
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Well, the daunting, ever-important task of turning Norse mythology into a profitable superhero film w/ Natalie Portman romance has been handed over to Alan Taylor. Monster director Patty Jenkins departed Thor 2 over creative differences earlier this month, and Disney-Marvel ha... / Continue →
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Your weekend box office: 1. Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol - $29.5 million. Tom Cruise is still a star! Said Tom Cruise, masturbating to a himself climbing a Dubai tower. 2. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows - $20.3 million, dropping a spot thanks to the will of Xenu. ... / Continue →
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Happy Holidays, guys. I Watch Stuff will be taking a brief break Monday to reflect on the season and consider why more egg nog only made me more hysterically inconsolable. See you Tuesday.... / Continue →
