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Weekend Box Office Goes to Popular Vampirism Melodrama

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Your weekend box office:

1. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 - $139.5 million--the fifth highest opening weekend of all time, just behind The Twilight Saga: New Moon. So yeah, these Twilight things are still pretty popular.

2. Happy Feet Two - $22 million, opening to barely half the numbers of its Happy Feet predecessor. It's time to take a serious look at the business of using the word "feet" in the title of anything.

3. Immortals - $12.3 million, ceding the top spot to a strong competitor in the gratuitously shirtless dude genre.

4. Jack and Jill - $12 million. With such middling numbers, we'll probably never get the all-Sandler family reunion sequel we deserve. Unless... Kickstarter?

5. Puss in Boots - $10.7 million, bringing the total gross to over $120 million. Not that such pitiful dollar amounts mean a thing to star Antonio Banderas. He's basking in the enduring spray Nasonex money.

Weekend Box Office Results [Box Office Mojo]

  • May 13, 2013
    Your weekend box office: 1. Iron Man 3 - $72.5 million, holding off Baz Luhrmann's new release to remain America's most important literary adaptation. 2. The Great Gatsby - $51 million, a strong debut despite its failing to take out last week's leader. It should hold up reaso... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2013
    Your weekend box office: 1. Iron Man 3 - $175.3 million, making for the second-biggest opening ever behind The Avengers. People love Gwyneth Paltrow movies! 2. Pain and Gain - $7.6 million, once again proving The Rock to be our closest equivalent to a guy in an inhumanly-powe... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2013
    While Iron Man 3 was out making $195 million overseas this weekend, here's what happened in the domestic box office: 1. Pain and Gain - $20 million. It's a weak opening by Michael Bay standards, but lucky for Michael Bay, he doesn't really worry all that much about standards. ... / Continue →
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