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'Titanic' Trailer: James Cameron Invites You To Pay Him Again in Magical 3D

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Titanic is headed back to theaters this April, so to remind anyone who's forgotten what Titanic is, there's now a special trailer for the 3D release. And in an introduction by James Cameron, the director thanks us (again?) for being true to Titanic, closing his awkward message with the words, "Thanks again for staying true to Titanic." I think I speak for us all when I respond: No problem, Jim. We would never dream of being untrue to Titanic. We will always be true to Titanic, no matter what the fuck you mean by that.

Also, if it wasn't clear, this trailer is not 3D, so you'll just have to imagine the visuals surrounding you like the wailing of Celine Dion.

Briefly see Kate Winslets tit again, for the first time in 3D, on April 6.

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