That 'Hunger Games' Trailer Is Here, Kids

Having debuted earlier today to ABC's early morning youth audience and the tourists of Manhattan, the trailer for Lionsgate's Hunger Games has now arrived online. Though the preview only shows footage from the first half of the film, fans will surely still pore over every detail within, while the rest of us wonder, "So, is this like a really shitty, Donald Sutherland-run summer camp or what?"
Man. What a gritty, dismal Meatballs.
Shhh. Quiet for a minute, everyone. Lenny Kravitz is being an actor. / Continue →
Like the Twilight leads and Kevin James before them, the stars of The Hunger Games must first prove their charisma in a mall setting, in the bright skylights of the food court, before they're allowed to become the full-fledged international stars we're apparently going to make ... / Continue →
Jennifer Lawrence is in the forest. Ut oh, now the forest is exploding! Now she's shooting an arrow! What is happening!? I don't know; I haven't read these Hunger Games books. But if you have, prepare to get excited about seeing Jennifer Lawrence in an exploding forest and shoo... / Continue →

