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New 'Happy Feet Two' Trailer Adds CGI Crustaceans, More 3D Dancing

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Like a strip mall Red Lobster, this new Happy Feet Two trailer hopes the promise of unlimited shrimp will entice you to pay over ten dollars for the experience of feeling nauseatingly overwhelmed by a deluge of crustaceans. If that's not enough for you, also promised in this trailer: celebrity-voiced dancing penguins and a truly unreasonable number of uncomfortable close-ups. Red Lobster, meanwhile, continues to promise fresh seafood at reasonable prices just high enough to make you look better than if you'd taken your date to Applebee's.

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