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Let Eddie Murphy's Hollow, Uneven Doll Eyes Stare Into Your Soul and Promote 'A Thousand Words'

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The latest in a recent, horrifying tradition of Eddie Murphy constantly staring us down, here's the poster for Murphy's latest comedy, A Thousand Words. Please invite his muffled shrieks into your nightmares.

Here's the full Murphy:

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  • March 9, 2012
    Joining a small, hangdog group of films that includes last year's abysmal Bucky Larson: Born To Be a Star, Eddie Murphy's A Thousand Words today received the rare ignominy of receiving an outright 0% rating on RottenTomatoes. It really is as bad as it looked. And, worse yet, it... / Continue →
  • February 20, 2012
    Just when you thought there wasn't a high concept premise left to get Eddie Murphy wide-eyed in a suit, back he comes with A Thousand Words, in which HE ONLY HAS 1000 WORDS LEFT TO DISCOVER WHAT MATTERS MOST." The last poster for the sole need-to-see comedy of 2012 was high on ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2008
    I gave Eddie Murphy a lot of shit about how awful Meet Dave looked/surely was, but I have to say, it looks like he's redeemed himself with a starring role in this artistic foreign film, Atrapado en un Pirado. If I'm understanding the concept, Murphy's body is serving as a hollo... / Continue →
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