November 20, 2011 - November 26, 2011 Archives
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Remember the first time you saw Toy Story? How you went in thinking it was a saccharine tale of plastic figures, but by the end you were crying because it turned out this "toy story" wasn't about toys at all; IT WAS ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. Well, prepare to feel that all again, but in... / Continue →
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Community's future on television remains in question as NBC decides if Whitney relationship commentary is a stronger investment than actual humor and heart, but if the series does end up cancelled, it at least goes down in a hail of paintball fire, having completed the followin... / Continue →
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As these scans from the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly clearly show, it turns out Ridley Scott just really wanted to trick Charlize Theron into doing some Samus cosplay. We can only pray his plans for a Blade Runner sequel are as similarly horny nerd-intentioned. I'd love... / Continue →
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Unable to reach an agreement in talks for Gary Oldman to play Colonel Shikishima, the filmmakers behind Warner's live-action Akira remake have reportedly resorted to asking actual Japanese people to join the film. TwitchFilm has word that, in lieu of Oldman and in direct opposi... / Continue →
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Your Thanksgiving Edition new releases: The Muppets Director: James Bobin Starring: Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper, Muppets Good if you want to see: fucking Muppets, man. Hugo Director: Martin Scorsese Starring: Asa Butterfield, Chloe Moretz, Sacha Baron Cohen, Ben King... / Continue →
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Likely realizing that there is absolutely no way to come up with a better mall-based horror title than Chopping Mall, Robert Hall's Dry County Entertainment has acquired the remake rights to said 1986 Roger Corman film, and plans to re-imagine it with a new spin. Originally re... / Continue →
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Undeterred by accusations of fraud and dogslaughter, Errol Morris has put together a new, six-minute documentary for the New York Times. With the aid of Zapruder film expert Josiah "Tink" Thompson's talking head, the short takes a brief look at one JFK assassination theory that... / Continue →
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Surprise: there might be a Booster Gold television series! And it might be on Syfy. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the cable channel has ordered a one-hour pilot based around the DC comic character, an arrogant fame-seeker from the 25th century who brought back advanced t... / Continue →
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When it was revealed Jeremy Renner would be the one taking over the Bourne franchise as a new, non-Bourne character, the news answered one question but left several other points open. Like, who is this dude if he isn't Bourne? And why the hell is he in a Bourne movie? Speaking ... / Continue →
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Those of us bemoaning the near-death of the practical and optical effects that gave science fiction films like 2001 and Solaris such classic, timeless looks have a new project to cheer for: C, an in-development short film that purposefully eschews CGI and greenscreens in favor ... / Continue →
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While Paranormal Activity 3 already took the zany prank house premise back to the '80s, James Watkins' The Woman in Black goes several steps further into the past, dropping Daniel Radcliffe in a Victorian-era mansion rigged with some of the wildest pre-modern japes ever committ... / Continue →
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Asked to record an audio commentary as a bonus feature for a DVD release of Total Recall, star and former state official Arnold Schwarzenegger apparently interpreted this request as a solicitation for him to watch the film and simply describe what is happening on screen and whe... / Continue →
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- "Masturbating with this hand will certainly be weird.... but bad weird, or really good weird?" More from the set of The Amazing Spider-Man here. - Martin Scorsese is attached to direct an adaptation of Jo Nesbø's bestselling detective novel, The Snowman. The book--the sevent... / Continue →
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Speaking to Empire, Christopher Nolan made the rare choice of actually saying something at all about his upcoming Batman movie. In the upcoming issue of the magazine, the director reveals some new details about The Dark Knight Rises, speaking of an older Batman placed eight yea... / Continue →
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The latest in a recent, horrifying tradition of Eddie Murphy constantly staring us down, here's the poster for Murphy's latest comedy, A Thousand Words. Please invite his muffled shrieks into your nightmares. Here's the full Murphy:... / Continue →
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Hollywood is always on the lookout for new, young talent that can make cheap things look expensive--like how rhinestones do with sweatshirts. Thus, Spanish comic book artist-turned-director Jesús Orellana has been building a name for himself for an stylish, action-filled, ten-m... / Continue →
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Ensuring there won't be any Drive-style lawsuits for The Expendables 2, the film's latest poster keeps its promises limited: There will be guns. There will be mélange of aging action stars. And there will be an explosion that probably includes some bat detritus. If you're expec... / Continue →
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Your weekend box office: 1. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1 - $139.5 million--the fifth highest opening weekend of all time, just behind The Twilight Saga: New Moon. So yeah, these Twilight things are still pretty popular. 2. Happy Feet Two - $22 million, opening to ... / Continue →
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Well, despite our endless skepticism, it looks like an additional, final season of Arrested Development might actually be happening. Continuing to seemingly make real the claim of another ten episodes plus a movie, Imagine Television and 20th Century Fox Television have release... / Continue →

