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Tarsem Singh's Snow White Film Has New Photos, Still Maybe No Title

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Like a visit to a fancy strip club, when watching a film by Tarsem Singh (The Cell, The Fall), the eye-catching visuals are paramount and, if Vince Vaughn suddenly shows up, well, that's just a not-entirely-unexpected bonus. Singh's next, Immortals, has so far seemed a bit lacking image-wise, at least in that it looks to be constructed entirely of dirt and someone's nightmares of 300, but after that he has a still-untitled retelling of the Snow White tale, and that appears to be stepping the visuals back up to the lurid, technicolor get-ups we've come to expect from the director. People, Yahoo, and EW have all just posted new stills from that fairy tale film, so let's take a look and make some premature judgements if this will be a better Snow White than the one where Kristen Stewart sulks around in armor.

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Hooray, a girl!


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Something about Björk.


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The least sexy "feeding strawberries" scene in history.


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Fencing Club president Armie Hammer thought this was going to look really cool for his senior photo.


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Nathan Lane does a Nathan Lane Face.


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This image of seven little people wearing funny hats has melted Peter Dinklage's Emmy.


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The costume department assured Julia Roberts that no one would chuckle about the feathers looking like nipples, but they lied to her.


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Armie Hammer is oblivious to the gilded stormtroopers approaching him.


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Alright, fine, guys, you can have the Best Costumes Oscar. Give it a rest.


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LOL she has to squat to stab him because he's a dwarf!


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If you've seen Eyes Wide Shut, you know what's going on here.


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I already gave you the Best Costumes award. What more do you want?


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Armie Hammer must find a way to escape his Bob Ross painting prison.


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The Evil Queen overlooks her people and her cotton candy chandeliers.


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Nathan Lane does another Nathan Lane Face.

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