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Next 'Die Hard' Gets Title, Release Date

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Having last been given the option of either living free or dying hard, and choosing the former (as indicated by driving a cop car into a helicopter), John McClane's next suspiciously unlikely encounter with terrorist forces will instead seemingly see him settling in to a proper day to finally die [hard]. 20th Century Fox has revealed that the new title of the next film in the Die Hard franchise is A Good Day to Die Hard, and apparently said good day is Valentine's Day, as the film will be released February 14, 2013. Fox's statement also elaborated on the John Moore-directed film's plot, adding that the reason Bruce Willis will be in Russia is to find his estranged son, thus assuring worried fans that there will still be that Justin Long-esque element everyone liked so much.

For those disappointed in this newly-announced title, Fox asks that you keep in mind that Willis has already expressed interest in adding a sixth and final film to the franchise, so they had to save Dead Hardest for that.

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