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Alright, Darren Aronofsky, You Can Make Your Edgy Noah Movie


Since June, Darren Aronofsky has been looking to put together an "edgy re-telling of the Noah's Ark story" that would finally show how REAL it gets when various competing animal species all somehow share a single giant boat. Unfortunately, like the original, non-edgy Noah's Ark, logistical problems have plagued the idea since its inception. After all, how do you fit every non-aquatic species on Earth into a single floating struction? And, more importantly in the case of this film, who is going to pay for Andy Serkis to motion-capture perform all these CGI animal couples? Well, now we have an answer to the latter issue. The burden of a $130 million price tag had reportedly been too much for New Regency to bear alone, but it sounds like work on this ark can begin again thanks to a deal with Paramount, as Deadline says the two studios have formalized a partnership to disperse the cost of the film and likely get this thing going by next spring. So get ready, because this shit's edgy-ass giraffes are about to make your baby nursery mural look like a jerk.

  • June 12, 2012
    British all-around tough guy Ray Winstone has been offered the chance to star opposite Russell Crowe in Noah, Darren Aronofsky's adaptation of the popular nursery mural in which two giraffes and and a couple elephants are getting on a boat with a bearded man.... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2012
    Following up on some old rumors, Russell Crowe and Lindsay Lohan have now been confirmed to play heroes of the Bible and White Diamonds commercials.... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2012
    Russell Crowe and Liam Neeson--Hollywood's end-of-the-bar drunken hooligans, violently shouting at some televised footballers and later fighting us outside--are reportedly both nearing roles on Darren Aronofsky's biblical film, Noah. Deadline reports Crowe is moving towards a ... / Continue →
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