Continuing the exciting recent trend of films being named as painfully on-the-nose as the English language allows, Man on a Ledge involves this dude being on a ledge. More specifically, it involves David Hasselhoff's Baywatch Nights stunt double (Sam Worthington) getting on a ledge to distract police and media while Billy Elliot and a hot babe in lingerie attempt to rob Ed Harris of his ridiculously large diamond, thus proving Worthington innocent of an early conviction for one count of Stealing a Cartoon-Sized Jewel. Here's your trailer:
God, I can't wait to see this man on a ledge!
You'll never keep Elizabeth Banks in jail for murder, Warden. Her husband The Insider is confident she's no killer, so he's totally busting her ass out of there with all those tips he acquired from when he bought Taken a coffee. That's this movie:... / Continue →
Good news: There's a new trailer for the magical/haunted mobile phone film, Echelon Conspiracy!
Bad news: It kind of debunks the magicality/hauntedness of the phone by grounding it to the realm of people controlling omniscient computers. Oh, well--nothing can stay perfect fore... / Continue →
We have an early entry into the competition for stupidest movie of 2009! From what I can tell, it's about a sentient phone that's sort of magic, maybe. Here's the trailer for the Robert Ludlumesque-titled Echelon Conspiracy:... / Continue →