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'Girl with the Dragon Tattoo' Trailer: James Bond and Tattoo Girl on the Case

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The first Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trailer came with a pulse-pounding soundtrack and evidence to heavily suggest the teaser's initial "leak" online was actually a carefully-considered plan by Sony to make us feel cool for viewing contraband. This new, full trailer goes a bit more mainstream, and will no longer make Mom think you put a virus on her computer, so prepare yourself for three-and-a-half minutes actual dialogue, an outline of the plot--in case you didn't read the book or see the Swedish film from a couple years ago--and some pretty striking images that will probably leave you wanting only for more Muppet inclusion.

"PLEASE," says mythical animal-inked title character! Always so pithy, these asshole hackers.

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