September 25, 2011 - October 1, 2011 Archives
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- Michelle Williams is doing alright for herself in these new photos from My Week with Marilyn. - Disney has hired Green Lantern co-writer Marc Guggenheim to write Time Zones, a sci-fi adventure about an Earth in which different geographic locations suddenly exist in different... / Continue →
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When we first heard Tom Cruise would be playing Lee Child's One Shot lead, a long-running character named Jack Reacher, many were a tad skeptical. After all, Reacher is described as a 6'5", 250-pound powerhouse, whereas Tom Cruise tops out around five-and-a-half feet. How would... / Continue →
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Already, The Hangover, Part II has gotten into trouble with the MPAA for depicting simulated monkey fellatio and with a tattoo artist, for stealing Mike Tyson's idiotic face tattoo. Now, the hapless film has found more trouble in Utah, where the film's sexual content has hit a ... / Continue →
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Though the scars are still visible from Valentine's Day, director Garry Marshall still continues to flog us with his romantic-comedy cat o' nine tails, and soon enough we'll be wincing to the lashes of another rom-com pile-on when New Year's Eve comes out later this year. Love,... / Continue →
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Remember that video of Rob Lowe acting super-tormented for 15 seconds as a preview for I Melt with You? Well, here's the full trailer for the Mark Pellington-directed film, which stars Lowe, Thomas Jane, Jeremy Piven, and Christian McKay as old college friends who meet once a y... / Continue →
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Free of the sitcom obligations that have for so long kept him from soiling his image with the blood of slain Olympic wrestlers, Steve Carell will at last fire a few shots into a gold medal grappler in Foxcatcher, the latest portmanteau project from Moneyball director Bennett Mi... / Continue →
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As you may recall, in June of last year, writer Oren Uziel and Glee: The 3D Concert Movie director Kevin Tancharoen made a seven-and-a-half minute Mortal Kombat fan short that starred Spawn and Seven of Nine but did not include techno music nor Christopher Lambert--an offering ... / Continue →
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- Ben Affleck's Argo has been given a release date of September 14, 2012. Also, this is what Affleck is going to look like in that movie, presumably as he insists, "Is nice stereo system! Big bass for rap music! Why you not buy?" - Ellen Page will play jealous ex-girlfriend to... / Continue →
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Watching Agent Cody Banks, it's hard not to think to yourself, "While a high school age Frankie Muniz being enlisted as a covert government operative is certainly a rock solid basis for entertainment, why isn't my visage plastered somewhere as a superficial presence distracting... / Continue →
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Hey, want another movie wherein Mark Wahlberg of all people organizes some kind of unlikely, high-payoff crime and, for some reason, makes explicit mention of Mini Coopers? Here it is: Contraband! It's like The Italian Job, but with boats, and devoid of any sort of lighthearted... / Continue →
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Alright, Jewish leaders, so you didn't like the idea of Warner Bros. having Mel Gibson make a movie about Jewish hero Judah Maccabee and the formation of Hanukkah. Fair enough, Jewish leaders. Just out of curiosity, though, was it that Mel Gibson vocally hates Jews and blames t... / Continue →
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Thus far, the closest we've seen to a full-costume assembling of the Avengers is through the various artist renditions that have provided but a courtroom sketch-style hint of the team together. In the latest Entertainment Weekly, we move one step closer to assembly reality with... / Continue →
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When young over-enunciator Oskar Schell loses his father in the September 11 attacks, he is, naturally, pretty distraught. He lost a parent, after all, and that parent was TOM HANKS, America's Favorite Actor. Like so many an adolescent boy, with his father away, Oskar starts ro... / Continue →
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The Paranormal Activity practical joke crew are at it again, and this time they've got their hidden cameras trained on a young family living in 1988! Laugh yourself to tears as the specially-rigged Paranormal Prank House knocks on mirrors, makes baby dolls fly, and eventually e... / Continue →
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- Days of Thunder co-stars Tom Cruise and Robert Duvall will once again share the screen thanks to Christopher McQuarrie's One Shot and our sponsors at Mello Yello. - Amidst all the recent news of online streaming deals, a television studio deals is also kicking in over at Tel... / Continue →
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In an apparent attempt to make the planned cool, urban take on Robin Hood and post-apocalyptic Zorro seem like lucid thoughts approved by sane men, some other people in business suits today purchased an updated take on an old classic that may be even stupider than the aforement... / Continue →
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Mel Gibson's plans to co-write, produce, and possibly direct a film about Jewish warrior hero Judah Maccabee, thus clearing him of all wrong-doing against the Jewish people, did not go over so well with Jewish leaders, but maybe producer Bruce Nash will have a better go at it. ... / Continue →
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Providing some context as to why Kristen Stewart was sulking around in full plate in those Snow White and the Huntsman promo shots, here are some photos of Stewart putting her armor to use as she leads Chris Hemsworth's Huntsman and others on horseback, because this Snow White ... / Continue →
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Oh, because it's the Frighteners poster but with even hollower eyes, a Nordic mustache, and the lifeless, waiting mouth of a blow-up doll:... / Continue →
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The cinematic qualities of a withered old giant with ridiculous ears have at last proven themselves too tempting to resist, and DreamWorks has purchased the movie rights to The BFG, Roald Dahl's classic children's book about a big, friendly giant's efforts to rid the world of n... / Continue →
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Sick of paying more for 3-D Movies? Hey, so is Sony, so would you mind buying your dumb glasses for yourself, please? Supplying glasses for a big tentpole film can reportedly cost the studio $5 to $10 million dollars--which, honestly, doesn't seem like that much off the top of... / Continue →
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"It only happens once a year: New Year's Eve," says Josh Duhamel, forever redefining just how fucking obnoxiously redundant a truism can be. "It's a time when hopeless can be romantic," he continues--apparently referring to how charming New York's irredeemably destitute popula... / Continue →
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What if somebody found a rotting body at the bottom of the ocean? What if they somehow managed to bring that body back to life? And what if that rotting body just also happened to be Osama bin Laden? These are the tough questions most movies avoid, but are boldly asked by Zombi... / Continue →
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- Here's another look at how Johnny Depp is going to look in Tim Burton's Dark Shadows. Like he's an undead Liza Minnelli? - Susan Sarandon is in talks to join Dwayne Johnson on Snitch, in which she would play an ambitious U.S. attorney hoping to make a big case off of The Roc... / Continue →
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In Joyful Noise, Queen Latifah plays the recently-crowned head of a small town choir that, as hard as they try, just can't seem to win this big competition for gospel acts. The problem? A large-haired member of the choir, who appears to be John Carpenter's vision of Barbie, see... / Continue →
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Dead Island, that zombie game that got a lot of buzz for its atmospheric trailer featuring a little girl getting zombied and thrown out a window, is now going to be a movie, thanks to Lionsgate. The studio has just purchased the film rights to the video game and, from their pre... / Continue →
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With parts in The Debt, The Help, and The Tree of Life clearly defining Jessica Chastain as a separate entity from Ron Howard's daughter, the ginger actress is now set to take on a big part opposite Tom Cruise in TRON: Legacy director Joseph Kosinski's next project. Once called... / Continue →
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Hey, would you like to see a young man with an intense love for a horse? Well, if your desire doesn't put you in prison before Christmas, Steven Spielberg will give you just such a scene with War Horse, his adaptation of the book-turned-stageplay about a young soldier's attempt... / Continue →
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Being that the original Human Centipede already did about the grossest thing anyone could ever come up with--you know, stitching several people into a crawling, unified digestive tract--the sequel forgoes attempting anything grosser and instead asks the question, "What if someo... / Continue →
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- Justin Timberlake is attached to star as record producer Neil Bogart in Spinning Gold, a biopic on the Casablanca Records founder being set up by his sons. In the '70s, Casablanca created a musical legacy by signing bands like KISS, Donna Summer, and the Village People, but B... / Continue →
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So far, the strategy for marketing Steven Spielberg's Adventures of Tintin seems to be "let's just show a lot of quick shots of action, never lingering on the hauntingly hollow CGI eyes long enough for it to get creepy." And while that tactic has me a little worried that the si... / Continue →
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A few weeks ago, a poster for a new Katherine Heigl movie appeared, and it highly suggested that Heigl basically remade her Ugly Truth co-star's Bounty Hunter for some reason. Today: a trailer! And confirmation that, yeah, that's basically what's happened here. Except now Bount... / Continue →
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Doesn't look like it! 'Jack and Jill' Argentinean Poster [IMPA] ... / Continue →
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As every Sexy Cat of Halloween past knows, if you're not wearing the little cat ear headband with your revealing costume, then you're just dressed like a slut. Thankfully, one of our Sexy Cats has apparently communicated that message to Dark Knight Rises director Christopher No... / Continue →
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With Netflix's online movie dominance suddenly coming into question after a series of universally despised business decisions and a sad, sad apology letter, the door has been left open for another film streaming company to come in and sweep us off our feet, and maybe let us acc... / Continue →
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Your weekend box office: 1. The Lion King - $22.1 million. You can try to come up with new, creative ideas all you want, but be it winning at the box office for weeks straight or pacifying a petulant toddler, your best bet is always going to be just throwing on a copy of The L... / Continue →
