'Trespass' Trailer: Nicolas Cage Versus Home Invaders
So, there are these trespassers, and these guys, they're trespassing in Nicolas Cage's mansion, right? They will leave Nicolas Cage's mansion under one condition: let them in your safe full of money and diamonds, please. Nicolas Cage, though, hoo boy, he is NOT keen on letting these guys into his money-and-diamonds safe. In fact, he is so teed off about this trespassing, he is going to throw a chair at these jerks, and wife Nicole Kidman is going to Dexter them, and that is the movie Trespass. Here's a trailer:
That movie will be in theaters for two weeks before you can just watch it at home, because it is bad.
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