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Taylor Lautner Panted Out a New 'Abduction' Trailer


That audible huffing and the humid breath you've felt on your neck all day? You haven't been imagining it! You've just been feeling Muscle Werewolf's palpable excitement for this new Abduction trailer. There aren't many new ridiculously agape faces for our collection, nor any new non-sayings as perfectly muddled as the first trailer's "You wanna play with no rules, you better be careful whatcha let out da box." But human-shaped whale shark Taylor Lautner just tries so, so hard with his "not if I find you first" delivery, you can't help but want to give him that treat director John Singleton is clearly dangling just off camera. Come on, Singleton, he's earned it.

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  • January 31, 2012
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