'Puss in Boots' Preview Drifts Even Further into Cartoon Cat Sexuality
First came the cat taint shots, then the brutal rape jokes; now DreamWorks pushes even harder for you to have an disturbing, automatic sexual response to Antonio Banderas Cat with a new promo that isn't so much a trailer as an explicit command to check out how this Puss in Boots isn't wearing any pants. The best thing that can be said of this is that it mercifully stops juuuuuust short of a close-up of that puckered cat anus. Don't want to give it all away in the trailer.
"He's been a bad kitty," suggestively declares the first teaser for DreamWorks' Shrek spin-off, Puss in Boots. I'll say! Just look how he forces us to examine where his catjunk should be:... / Continue →
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The makers of Shrek have some new ogreish, hard-to-look-at characters ready to charm you through a few sequels and maybe a straight-to-video Christmas special: The Croods, a close-knit family of neanderthals led by staunchly-reclusive patriarch Nicolas Cage. When the clan's pro... / Continue →
