August 7, 2011 - August 13, 2011 Archives
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- Those persistent rumors were true, and there will indeed be a third Bridget Jones movie. The task of choosing a preferred Love Actually star is such a Sisyphean task. - Justin Lin has decided to focus on Terminator movies and more Fast/Furiouses, and won't be directing a Hig... / Continue →
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That audible huffing and the humid breath you've felt on your neck all day? You haven't been imagining it! You've just been feeling Muscle Werewolf's palpable excitement for this new Abduction trailer. There aren't many new ridiculously agape faces for our collection, nor any n... / Continue →
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First came the cat taint shots, then the brutal rape jokes; now DreamWorks pushes even harder for you to have an disturbing, automatic sexual response to Antonio Banderas Cat with a new promo that isn't so much a trailer as an explicit command to check out how this Puss in Boot... / Continue →
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On September 12, the complete, six-film Star Wars saga once again returns to home video--this time on Blue-ray, allowing you to enjoy the enjoyable 40% or so for the first time in high definition. You can finally get a real good look at when that green-skinned dancer's boob pop... / Continue →
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While projects based around classic Stephen King properties like The Stand, The Dark Tower, and Carrie have been making gradual moves forward, King's latest catalog entries have stood aside like wallflowers, unable to even catch the attention of a desperate network television m... / Continue →
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We've seen some early spy shots of Leonardo DiCaprio in his special Hoover haircut, but here's the first official look at DiCaprio intensely furrowing his way to an Oscar nomination in Clint Eastwood's FBI director biopic, J. Edgar. The film hits theaters November 9th, and with... / Continue →
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For those wondering how one follows up their film about Larry Cable Guy abandoning his obvious métier to become the only sleeveless employee of a city's health department, here's the answer: with a movie about Kevin Spacey as a recently-incarcerated, still-alive Billy Mays type... / Continue →
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It's a good thing it turns out spoilers don't spoil things, because the Pittsburgh sets of The Dark Knight Rises sure can't keep a lid on shit. Adding to the steady stream of photographic contraband leaking from the set, now we've got looks at Joseph Gordon-Levitt's "John Blake... / Continue →
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- Here's a look at the latest Twilight's devolution into stock photo recreations. - A new study has shown that going into a story already knowing plot twists and other "spoilers" does not have a negative effect on enjoyment, thus rendering M. Night Shyamalan's catalog complete... / Continue →
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Hey, these movies are or will be in theaters soon enough! 30 Minutes or Less Director: Ruben Fleischer Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Aziz Ansari, Danny McBride, Nick Swardson Good if you want to see: Jesse Eisenberg strapped with a bomb and forced to rob a bank as punishment for ... / Continue →
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"Can we afford Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks? No? How about Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Aniston? Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Perry? No? Helen Hunt and Jason Patric? Vanna White and Jonathan Silverman? Jesus, who can we get then? ...Oh." The comedy, from $#*! My Dad Says/Two and ... / Continue →
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It's been four years since Norbit, three years since Meet Dave, and two years since Imagine That, and Eddie Murphy is long overdue for a refill on the shame fuel that keeps his head car going. Thus Murphy has signed on to lend his voice to Hong Kong Phooey, Alcon Entertainment'... / Continue →
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Multiple Asian representations, a depraved Neil Patrick Harris meeting Christ, knowingly gratuitous use of 3D, and the shotgun murder of Santa Claus? Hey, it's the A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas trailer, guys:... / Continue →
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- Here's a first look at Tom Hanks and young Jeopardy! champ-turned-actor Thomas Horn in Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. The precociousness fumes burn my eyes. - The Messenger's Oren Moverman will write and possibly direct an adaptation of The Terrorist Search Engine off ... / Continue →
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Scrubs' John C. McGinley's technique of belittling his subordinates with ladynames will likely soon prove ineffective as he begins commanding around someone who already goes by a female moniker whenever they're able. The actor is now in talks to join Summit's Alex Cross reboot ... / Continue →
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From Yahoo, here's a first look at the third unlikely chapter of the Harold and Kumar franchise, A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas, which has thankfully managed to include Neil Patrick Harris yet again. Has a movie still ever looked more like the sort of disarmingly strange fa... / Continue →
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Challenging Leslie Mann's position as the alpha Everywife, Dinner for Schmucks' Stephanie Szostak is in talks to play the wife part in Universal's adaptation of the Dark Horse comic RIPD. More specifically, Szostak would be playing wife to Ryan Reynolds--who plays a murdered co... / Continue →
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Not sure if your R-rated comedy is coming across as all that funny? Hey, no problem: instead of showing any footage, just have your charming comedic lead(s) deliver an insane tirade at someone just off camera! It worked for Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds making The Change-Up m... / Continue →
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Conserative Christian production company Walden Media, as part of their mission "to be entertaining, but also to be life affirming and to carry a moral message," will soon be teaching kids the moral that hanging shit near your sleeping quarters may literally flatten you with an... / Continue →
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As previously whispered, Bruce Willis is now officially in talks to join the next G.I. Joe movie, now going by the title G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation. If those discussions work out, Willis would play General Joe Colton, the military vanguard who first realized there should be an eli... / Continue →
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- According to Anne Hathaway, what little we've seen of the Catwoman getup is "like a tenth of what the catsuit is." Well, then I'd sure like to see the other tenth of what it isn't! (Nudity.) - Vera Farmiga and Mark Strong are attached to star in Closer to the Moon, a period ... / Continue →
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With Rise of the Planet of the Apes somehow ending up a surprising critical and commercial success, the studio's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of sequels. Let's make more CGI ape dollars! Thankfully, RotPotA director Rupert Wyatt already has an idea or two to throw at them, a... / Continue →
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As if there were any doubt, Sony Pictures today announced they'll be moving forward with another Smurfs movie, and have already set a release date of August 2, 2013. Just thought it would be better if you hear it now, from me, rather than later, when you're first exposed to the... / Continue →
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Brad Pitt. Seating. If you need to hear more, you ain't listenin'. Moneyball: coming soon. (Not the official tagline of Moneyball.) 'Moneyball' Poster [IMPA]... / Continue →
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Seemingly set in London's Little Must See TV district, a fictional English neighborhood where at least half the residents are Americans with NBC sitcom experience, Swinging with the Finkels stars Martin Freeman and Mandy Moore as a couple struggling with sexual boredom and cons... / Continue →
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With yesterday's trailer for The Odd Life of Timothy Green bringing with it the most saccharine depiction possible of raising a son, here's a salty snack for balance: the French We Need To Talk About Kevin trailer. While Timothy Green's titular offspring was an idealized dream ... / Continue →
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"We need you back in the agency for this one, Gerard Butler!" "I don't do that shit anymore: I'M A BRICKLAYER," spurns Butler in the worst Chicago accent ever heard, never looking up from his bricklaying. So shall begin the thrilling first-act build-up to the just-announced f... / Continue →
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- If you don't mind some early backstory on Anne Hathaway's Catwoman, read on: supposedly the character's criminal background is the result of years of abuse that led to a career stripping. Oh, right, I think I remember my friend dating Catwoman for way too long in college. - ... / Continue →
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Prepare to cheer, weep, and/or recoil in abject terror at what looks like the most uplifting, mawkish, terrifying movie of the year, Disney's The Odd Life of Timothy Green. From what I can discern from the trailer, the film focuses on Joel Edgerton and Jennifer Garner, a smal... / Continue →
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Spoiler: M:I 4 includes a post-apocalyptic shot-for-shot remake of James Blunt's You're Beautiful video, apparently. Prepare to swoon.... / Continue →
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Back when Bryan Cranston was just a dentist helping George Costanza figure out of a car belonged to Jon Voight, who would have thought Cranston would eventually end up being the more distinguished prior automobile owner? While Voight, in one year alone, hammed his way through b... / Continue →
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Well, we know what Bane looks like in his ostentatious sheepskin-meets-bondage gear, but are you ready to hear what he sounds like? The Dark Knight Rises did some shooting at the Steelers' home, Heinz Field, over the weekend and, as usual, the extras/residents of Pittsburgh wer... / Continue →
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There's still almost two weeks before we all get a full look at just how much latticework Conan Barbarian will burst through in the franchise reboot, but already one man is dreaming up new, possibly stronger room dividers for Conan Barbarian to burst through. That man? Conan Ba... / Continue →
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Your weekend box office: 1. Rise of the Planet of the Apes - $54 million. Doesn't surprise me much. Man has loved watching the antics of the lower primates ever since we discovered they would dance when played an organ grinder. 2. The Smurfs - $21 million. After a a close bat... / Continue →
