Quick quiz: can you name any of the last three feature films Joel Schumacher has made? Answers portion: the last three films the Batman & Robin director made were Twelve, Blood Creek, and the one where Jim Carrey hates numbers. Not that I expected anyone to remember those. I only bring them up to note that you should also plan to not remember Joel Schulmacher's Trespass, as, despite it's A-list leads, the film will only be in theaters two weeks before hitting home video on November 1, as is noted in oh-so-small print on this poster for the film.
Anyway, while the film will likely be terrible, this Nic Cage performance already looks top notch. Would you look at that face? So much Acting there. But what does it say to you? Have a better look under the cut.
August 18, 2011
So, there are these trespassers, and these guys, they're trespassing in Nicolas Cage's mansion, right? They will leave Nicolas Cage's mansion under one condition: let them in your safe full of money and diamonds, please. Nicolas Cage, though, hoo boy, he is NOT keen on letting ...
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August 21, 2012
Recent dire-looking fare like Trespass, Justice, and Stolen having diminished Nicolas Cage's standards to desperate new lows--even for Nicolas Cage--cinema's most resilient, trash-loving cockroach has scuttled up to a new project that will make you ask whether or not it's for r...
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August 19, 2011
"He rides again," the first poster for Ghost Rider promises, referring to Nicolas Cage's aflame skeleton once again wearing a leather jacket and touring on a motorcycle that has fire for tires. Curiously, the one-sheet leaves out all of that dumb shit in favor of just Cage's cl...
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