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'G.I. Joe 2' Now Has Ray Stevenson Playing Firefly


Back to fanboy bullshit for you, Ray Stevenson! The actor--whose roles in Punisher: War Zone and Thor have already earned him a reserved spot at all future comic convention autograph booths, should he ever need to resort to that--has reportedly been added to G.I. Joe: Cobra Strikes in the role of Firefly, a villainous sabotage expert and at least the fifth character who's supposed to be in a mask most of the time. None of the other actors who played villains in the first film are returning for the sequel, so it's unclear exactly who Firefly will be sabotaging with, but I'm sure they'll work something out. When in doubt, throw in the guy who dresses up like an actual snake, right?

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