July 3, 2011 - July 9, 2011 Archives
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Fitting that Jack and Jill focuses on the unwanted presence of kin, considering the trailer leaves you with the same dirty feelings of being violated by a familiar presence one probably gets if a naked relative climbs into your bed. As with every one of These Fucking Movies, we... / Continue →
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With a story involving a confused, death-obsessed, young protagonist who converses with a WWII-era Japanese ghost only he can see, and a romance with a beautiful but eccentric hospitalized girl, Restless has all the familiar trappings of a standard issue quirky debut from a dir... / Continue →
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If yesterday's collection of Hobbit dwarves was still not enough Hobbit dwarf for you: here. Here are some more Hobbit dwarves. Is that enough Hobbit dwarves for everyone now?... / Continue →
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Jonah Hill may have gotten himself down to a trim, respectable weight, but old habits die hard, and apparently he's still at his most comfortable when his body is shamefully juxtaposed against more admirable physiques. Hill is currently working with former stripper Channing Tat... / Continue →
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Now in your multiplexes: Horrible Bosses Director: Seth Gordon Starring: Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, Colin Ferrell Good if you want to see: Bateman, Day, and Sudeikis attempt to murder their movie's more successful stars. Zook... / Continue →
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- Well, if David O. Russell won't direct Uncharted, Neil Burger is just going to have to do it. The director of The Illusionist and, most recently, Limitless, is now attached to write and direct the video game adaptation, which makes so much more sense than when we thought the ... / Continue →
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Alright, Final Destination 5, it's really time to calm it down. Already your first trailer gave away what must surely be the film's best killing--a girl getting LASIKed to death--and now you're showing me that a guy dies by rolling over into a heap of acupuncture needles? Come ... / Continue →
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Hoping the same tactics that worked so well for Colin Firth work out for her as well, Meryl Streep is going for the ol' "look, I'm a British leader and doing an annoying voice!" Oscar with The Iron Lady, in which the esteemed actress plays Conservative Prime Minister Margaret T... / Continue →
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As if Zookeeper's aggressive, enthusiastic insistence that TGI Friday's is an establishment suitable for either man or beast wasn't a disgusting enough showing of product placement, now the film itself is finding its way into places it doesn't belong. As noticed by a keen-eyed ... / Continue →
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Feeling the pressure to finish their lit class's summer reading list by the end of the month, leaving August to just have fun with their friends one last time before they graduate next year, Hollywood has announced that they're going to finally push through the rest of their bo... / Continue →
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Compliments of a collaboration among New Line Cinema, MGM, and Sears Portrait Studio, here's a first look at Jed Brophy, Adam Brown, and Mark Hadlow as brothers Nori, Ori, and Dori. If you've read The Hobbit, that probably means something to you. If not, well, this is some guys... / Continue →
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- Here's a new still from Steven Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin that will be ideal when Tintin gets his poster in the American Library Association's READ series. (via) - We already knew that Disney had been hoping to milk a couple more Pirates of the Caribbean sequels ou... / Continue →
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"Run from me, and I will tear apart the mountains to find you," Conan the Barbarian promises Stephen Lang, the man who killed his father. Well, in this latest trailer for the film, the Cimmerian doesn't really tear apart any mountains, but man, he sure fucks up a thin, decorati... / Continue →
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Considering that pretty much every reasonably successful film from the '80s has now had either a remake or a belated sequel, it's a wonder no one's bothered with Field of Dreams yet. Maybe it's out of respect. Maybe it's because someone finally realized, Best Picture nomination... / Continue →
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If it seemed like the first trailer for Johnny English Reborn must have used up the film's entirety of nut jokes in the first 45 seconds, that's only because Rowan Atkinson knows the art of the testicle tease. As this new trailer will show you, this movie has EVEN MORE gonad-ba... / Continue →
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Hollywood's plan to remake Park Chan-wook's Oldboy has been long delayed but apparently not forgotten, and the latest rumor is that it may finally be materializing as a Spike Lee Joint™, with Twitch reporting Lee is in talks with Mandate to temporarily remove himself from court... / Continue →
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As evidenced by the many wacky outfits being sighted around New York City, shooting on Sacha Baron Cohen's The Dictator is already well underway, but still casting on continues on the Larry Charles-directed, Saddam Hussein-inspired comedy. Curb Your Enthusiasm scene-stealer JB ... / Continue →
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Christopher Walken, John Turturro, Sharon Stone, Rosie Perez, and Clair Huxtable as Greek Gods living together in a brownstone? Sure, why not, and throw in Alicia Silverstone, too, says this adaptation of Marie Phillips' Gods Behaving Badly: The film tells the story of the Gre... / Continue →
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Reaffirming Grown Ups' timeless message that Adam Sandler likes getting his friends jobs, that film's amassing of Sandler, Kevin James, David Spade, and Steve Buscemi will once again be happening, this time for Sony Pictures Animation's 3-D comedy Hotel Transylvania. Andy Sambe... / Continue →
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Universal may have been bested in getting their Snow White adaptation to theaters first, but they sure aren't going to be beaten on quantity. While Relativity Media's Tarsem Singh-directed adaptation will tell the familiar tale over but a single movie--and despite Disney's belo... / Continue →
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If you're in Russia, Ukraine, or South Korea, take note: if you're looking to see a film about America's most pouty, jingoistic superhero, do not look for the title Captain America. While most cinemas worldwide have decided to show Marvel's upcoming release under its complete t... / Continue →
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If you were one of the many who went to the theater this weekend to watch Michael Bay blow some shit up, you may have noticed that a few of the special effects shots in Transformers 3 looked a whole lot like some shots from The Island. Actually, no, you probably did not notice ... / Continue →
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Bear in mind, these are four-day holiday totals. To get the standard three-day weekend totals, subtract some. 1. Transformers: Dark of the Moon - $116 .4 million, taking the Independence Day record from Spider-Man 2's 2004 opening. Just as our Founding Fathers dreamed. 2. Car... / Continue →
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