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June 5, 2011 - June 11, 2011 Archives

  • June 10, 2011
    Apologies in advance is this trailer won't play for you. I sure can't get this web-only Larry Crowne to work, but at the same time, I have it on the Twitter authority of director/star TOM HANKS that it does work, and who am I to contradict America's male sweetheart? So by all m... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    Depending on who you ask, former Miss Wyoming Joyce McKinney is either a beauty queen who used her feminine wiles to save a man from a cult, or a maniac who flew to England, kidnapped a recent Mormon convert, drugged him, chained him to a bed, and raped him for a few days strai... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    This weekend, select US theaters will begin screening Troll Hunter, Norway's troll-inclusive answer to the recent deluge of shaky-cam found footage horror films. Which is fine and all for those of us in select US cities, but what is the rest of troll-starved America to do? Yeah... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    A name has been drawn for the "Who's Going To Be in This Vince Vaughn Comedy?" lottery, and sorry, Owen Wilson, Kevin James, etc., but you are not our dubious winner. For our latest Vince Vaughn comedy, The Insane Laws, Jason Bateman will be the one throwing on some Dockers to ... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    New movies you can see! Super 8 Director: J.J. Abrams Starring: Joel Courtney, Kyle Chandler, Elle Fanning, Train Alien Good if you want to see: a Steven Spielberg-esque '70s film transplanted to modern theaters by J.J. Abrams. Sadly, Richard Dreyfuss did not survive the time ... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    Eager to start a family sci-fi franchise and fine with spending a cool million or two just to get a script going, the Walt Disney Company has made a seven-figure deal with Lost executive producer Damon Lindelof to write and produce for them a big science fiction tentpole. As is... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    Brick writer/director Rian Johnson's next film, Looper, promises us time travel, hitmen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Emily Blunt, Bruce Willis with a machine gun, a twisted plot involving meeting your future self, and more. Sounds pretty good, right? Yeah, I thought so, too. Only thi... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    Winning a role so prestigious as to have had hot commodities Colin Firth, James Franco, Michael Fassbender, and Joel Edgerton all consider it before deciding to do other stuff, Matthew Goode is in talks to play the male lead in Oldboy director Chan-wook Park's US debut, Stoker.... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    That American flag tracksuit won't be Sacha Baron Cohen's only zany look for his upcoming The Dictator. As Cohen continues as an artist, he's necessarily adding more and more goofy outfits to his repertoire--like this sunglasses with symmetrical hair-and-beard ensemble. I guess... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    In a Hollywood that's largely given up on mature, intelligent, adult films in favor of movies about CGI animals interacting with live-action humans in a way that might modestly entertain a toddler, who better to join the movie-making party than HIT Entertainment? As rights-owne... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2011
    It's been nearly two years since Universal won a four-way bidding war for the film rights to Atari's Asteroids, and yet still we remain woefully devoid of any films about spaceships shooting big asteroids into smaller, more manageable, asteroid chunks. It sounds like the studio... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    - Remember that Disney sled dogs movie that was distinct from Snow Dogs because it had Paul Walker instead of Cuba Gooding Jr.? The guy who wrote that is writing the Tron: Legacy sequel. - Freaks and Geeks and Bridesmaids cohorts Judd Apatow and Paul Feig will again collaborat... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    Not content with John Fusco's draft of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Paramount and Platinum Dunes already hired Art Marcum and Matt Holloway to do a re-write last August. Yet still, the studios remain unconvinced that even this latest draft properly captures Raphael's unique ... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    Just in case all the trailers and posters touting Super 8's Steven Spielberg producer credit weren't enough to convince you of the film's pedigree, here's a poster that shouts it a little louder, openly aping the style of Back to the Future and Indiana Jones (both Spielberg pro... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    Like a human gastrointestinal tract extended along three to twelve people, the drama surrounding Tom Six's sequel to The Human Centipede continues on without regard to the surrounding public nausea. With the British Board of Film Classification on Monday rejecting The Human Cen... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    Pleased enough with themselves for having rushed out an X-Men movie in time to not lose the property, Fox is now shifting their attention to doing the same thing for Daredevil, lest Marvel reclaim the rights to their blind acrobat lawyer. They already attached director David Sl... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    From Movieweb, here's a first look at Sacha Baron Cohen in The Dictator and photographic assurance that, yes, Cohen's latest comedy will once again provide a suitable costume for your fraternity's Halloween party. You can even still use the hair from Fun World's Eurasian Travel... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    While many of us imagine an Southern plantation owner as a stereotypical overweight gentleman mopping his brow, or maybe as that crocodile dad from the Tiny Toon Adventures movie, Quentin Tarantino apparently sees the archetype as more of a Leonardo DiCaprio type. The director-... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2011
    If you will give him roughly $130 million with which to buy some film and a CGI boat, Darren Aronofsky would like to make you the edgiest Noah's Ark movie you've ever seen. The Black Swan director, who's already made a Noah comic (above) with artist Nico Henrichon, is currently... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    The story of King Kong has been told and retold on the screen since the '30s, but somehow never yet as a 3-D animated film told from the perspective of Kong himself, so Fox Animation has decided they might as well be the ones to do that. The studio has hired the writing team of... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    Back when we first learned Edward Norton would be playing a scout leader in Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom, I trust everyone was already wise enough to be picturing the goofy hat, kerchief, high socks, etc. that Anderson would clearly insist on Norton wearing. But just in case... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    Update your notes: Dan Fogelman's directorial debut, Imagine, has lost a Steve Carell but gained an Al Pacino. Back in November, we first learned of Carell's plans to re-team with his Crazy Stupid Love writer, playing the estranged son of a Bruce Springsteen-esque music legend,... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    Conan sure isn't going to let Harry Potter have the final word on needlessly ember-filled poster design. Following yesterday's reveal of a primitive, post-meth-addiction Ron Perlman, Lionsgate has flooded us with four more one-sheet designs introducing us to the rest of the fil... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    Now that MGM has committed to getting a Bond movie to screens in a year-and-a-half, time to figure out who Daniel Craig will be taking his shirt off for. And the most likely candidate for the coveted role of "Bond Girl"? Naomie Harris--probably best known as the Pirates of the ... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    The closing line of last year's Salt--Chiwetel Ejiofor's detailed command to "Go get 'em"--will be not be ignored: Salt will indeed go get them. With the Angelina Jolie spy thriller taking in nearly $300 million worldwide, Sony is wasting no time getting on with a sequel, and D... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2011
    After all his friends made fun of him for kissing girls in Last Night, Sam Worthington has returned to his safe haven of shooting dudes in space, and is attached to star in a sci-fi action movie for Clash of the Titans producer Basil Iwanyk. Warner Bros. just bought the pitch f... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    Just in case Tim Burton's Monsterpocalypse, Guillermo del Toro's Pacific Rim, and Gareth Edwards' Godzilla remake still won't be enough giant monster action to fill your belly, Sony has gone ahead and bought remake and sequel rights to Big Man Japan, the 2007 Japanese film abou... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    I mean, it's not like the guy was ever getting his own Tiger Beat spread, but when did he become a terrifying, Cro-Magnon Kris Kristofferson? I'm no ruined face doctor, Ron, but you've clearly caught whatever it is that makes Conan director Marcus Nispel look like that. Conan ... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    If Dwayne Johnson's eagerness to accept parts in Mummy spin-offs and Journey to the Center of the Earth sequels has shown us anything, it's that the guy loves sniffing wherever Brendan Fraser has already scooted himself around on the carpet. Fraser only had a cameo in 2009's G.... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    The British Board of Film Classification--the ratings group that, it should be noted, was totally fine slapping an "18" rating on The Human Centipede, allowing any willing adults to sit down and watch pretty much the grossest concept ever--has outright rejected Tom Six's The Hu... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    If the first trailer for Fright Night left you thinking, "Hey, isn't a Doctor Who supposed to be in this thing?" here's a follow-up to briefly assure you, "Yup, he is, and he's playing this Criss Angel-esque turd in a trenchcoat." Click ahead for today's only vampire-themed tra... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    Only a few more days until J.J. Abrams' Super 8 delivers its Spielbergian sci-fi payload to your eyeballs, but if you just can't wait for some of that alien-on-a-train action, here's a new trailer that debuted during the Twilight fête that was the MTV Movie Awards. In it, a cho... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    Vampiric Michael Sheen smiles ever so smugly... guy-with-a-mustache moves his concerned gaze to the distance... lady-on-a-beach juts her jaw out into what passes as a grin... the mouthbreathing muscular kid takes his shirt off and turns into a wolf, as his muscle memory quietly... / Continue →
  • June 6, 2011
    Your weekend box office: 1. X-Men: First Class - $56 million. Mutants ruled the box office this weekend, a sharp change from their usual lifestyle of hiding exiled in the sewers, only emerging to bitterly spirit away the newborns of "normies." 2. The Hangover, Part II - $32.4... / Continue →