North America, Here Comes 3-D Chinese Porn

Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy, a Chinese film that got some press earlier this year for being "the world's first 3D erotic film," and for being the first film to top Avatar's opening day gross in horny Hong Kong, is coming to North America, thanks to China Lion Film Distribution. Boasting a cast that "includes Japanese porn stars," S&Z3D Double-E (as we lovingly call it) has already debuted in Australia and New Zealand to a better per-screen average than Fast Five--a film that, to its detriment, does not contain graphic, three-dimensional sex scenes. Producer Stephen Shiu Yeuk-Yuen not-at-all-creepily compares the experience of watching the Sex and Zen sequel to "just like being a voyeur near someone's bed," perfect for those of us looking for a less obtrusive way to be the lingering, non-participating third party in someone else's passionate sexual encounter. Sadly, no release date is yet set, so keep your download queue going.