Well, the fifth chapter of the Final Destination series seems to have dropped it's "5nal Destination" title, but, fear not, that prior title's misguided sense of creativity still remains the murdering of fake teenagers! In this trailer alone, we're already shown a handful of the film's inventive, medical-laser-based of methods killing a lucky-to-be-alive group that includes that guy who does a decent Christian Bale impression. Methods like: tossing some hot tar on David Koechner! LASIKing a girl's head off! And having a girl step on a screw, then dropping a ventilation system on her--making for what must be the series' most Home Alone-inspired death yet. Save something for the theater, guys.
Or maybe the vent doesn't fall, and she just suffers a prolonged death by untreated tetanus?
The Paranormal Activity practical joke crew are at it again, and this time they've got their hidden cameras trained on a young family living in 1988! Laugh yourself to tears as the specially-rigged Paranormal Prank House knocks on mirrors, makes baby dolls fly, and eventually e... / Continue →
The first trailer for The Thing had plenty of "gotcha!" scares and CGI overuse, but two things it was missing, outside of any sort of necessity? The freakish creature mutations of the original, and Wilford Brimley freaking the fuck out. With this red-band trailer, they start to... / Continue →
In the first teaser for Woman in Black, Daniel Radcliffe's frightful encounter with a zoetrope made the whole film seem sort of like The Ring for the Victorian-era gentleman. This primitive animating device is haunted, everyone! But, with blunt narration, this latest trailer ma... / Continue →