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'Final Destination 5' Trailer: They're Really Running Out of Ways To Off People

May 9, 2011 / david koechner, final destination 5, horror, movie, trailer

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Well, the fifth chapter of the Final Destination series seems to have dropped it's "5nal Destination" title, but, fear not, that prior title's misguided sense of creativity still remains the murdering of fake teenagers! In this trailer alone, we're already shown a handful of the film's inventive, medical-laser-based of methods killing a lucky-to-be-alive group that includes that guy who does a decent Christian Bale impression. Methods like: tossing some hot tar on David Koechner! LASIKing a girl's head off! And having a girl step on a screw, then dropping a ventilation system on her--making for what must be the series' most Home Alone-inspired death yet. Save something for the theater, guys.

Or maybe the vent doesn't fall, and she just suffers a prolonged death by untreated tetanus?

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