You're Getting 'Leatherface 3-D' But First Here's Jessica Alba in a Catsuit, No Gotti for Lindsay, and More...
- Here's a first look at sexy Jessica Alba poisoning an infant Spy Kid.
- The vocally bipolar Catherine Zeta-Jones has been added to the cast of Adam Shankman's Rock of Ages adaptation. The director describes her character, who's been created specifically for the film, as "if Tipper Gore and Anita Bryant had a love child," thus creating one more same-sex union for Anita Bryant to rise against.
- John Luessenhop, director of 2010's already-forgotten Takers, is in talks to direct the next chapter in our desperate Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot series, which is apparently being called Leatherface 3-D. I mean, if we're seriously going to keep running with this 3-D thing, I guess it's probably good that we're at least going to wave a chainsaw around menacingly at the camera?
- Justin Long is going to do some Justin Longing in something.
- Universal is serious enough about having McG direct a Ouija board movie that they've hired the writer of Battle for Terra and over half-a-dozen straight-to-video animated Disney sequels to do a rewrite the screenplay, and hopefully give it that certain Cinderella III: A Twist in Time quality it's lacking.
- Kee-rist, more Hunger Games casting? Now Katniss's younger sister, Primrose Everdeen, will be played by Willow Shields. With such a typically precious child star name like that, I'm sure she'll be great.
- Just when we thought she might be an actress again, nope, Lindsay Lohan won't be joining the Gotti biopic after all. She'll just stick with being a body odor-like lingering social presence.
