Apr 6 2011'Invisible Sign' Trailer: Jessica Alba Our Hottest Beautiful Mind

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Oh boy, what A Cute One this is. Casting against type, An Invisible Sign sees Jessica Alba as a quirky/autistic, reclusive mathematics whiz (as represented by her having pigtails, because thick glasses just felt TOO real) forced out of her shell when she's given a job teaching math at an elementary school, where she meets a handsome young science teacher (Chris Messina) who is somehow able to overlook her eccentricities to see the FHM's 2007 Sexiest Woman in the World underneath. Also starring: math (as represented by floating CGI numbers) and J.K. Simmons, who intermittently appears throughout just to silently grin, like an eerily cheerful specter of Farmers Insurance.

True love is just what Math Jubilee needed to harness her uncontrollable mutant power, apparently.

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Reader Comments

"somehow able to overlook her eccentricities to see the FHM's 2007 Sexiest Woman in the World underneath."

Oh my gosh, that is the funniest thing I've read all day!! Reminds me of "Hall Pass", where two guys are so bored to death with wives most normal men fantasize about. Fuck Hollywood.

Lame. Also, it's not defending someone's honor if they're talking in the movie theater. That's just defending shitty behavior.

As I am currently 6 weeks away from finishing my teacher training which has left me ass-deep in paperwork and crying in the ladies room due to stress on more than one occasion, the very idea that someone would get a teaching job with apparently no training, no experience, no interview, and no desire whatsoever to work with children, makes me want to rip my fucking laptop in half with rage.

Alba is too cute in this movie with them bangs and pony tails.

If she doesn't write equations on windows then she's not a real math whizz

Good Lord, she's hot. Too bad she's such a terrible actress. Watching her act is like watching Ke$ha, try and do calculus.

The only interest I have in this movie, is in avoiding it.

I can't wait to see the film

I´ll have a look at it. This movie might actually be a turning point in Jessica´s career. And yes, I like jessica Alba. And yes, I totally think she´s hot.

because a woman, despite being naturally super-intelligent, can only find happines / her way to greateness if she has:

1) a MAN as a father figure to emulate and push her along, and

2) another MAN to discover her 'inner beauty' and 'appreciate' her, therefore VALIDATING her as a woman and GIVING her the self-confidence she needs. ah, those weak weak super-intelligent, ultra-beautiful women. and damn, are those evil mothers evil.

this looks like another pile of pseudo empowerment shit. the music is cute, though.

Trivializing the plight of extreme intellectualism makes me want to puke. It's not something some hot guy can come by and just fix by being "sweet". It's usually a severe and crippling psychological issue that often results in depression, paranoia, and in some cases suicide.

@10

Laura, the message here is that there is no problem a women can ever have that can't be solved by the right penis.

Cringeworthy stuff.

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