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Bradley Cooper Is Probably The Crow

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As Relativity Media continues to try to get their misguided The Crow remake going, they're reportedly now looking at adding the dark, gothic presence of Bradley Cooper in the title role. According to Heat Vision, the studio is in talks with the Limitless star to take on the role first played by Brandon Lee in a 1994 adaptation, playing a murdered musician who returns from the grave as a face-painted gothic clown of some sort out for vengeance. Finally, the high school girl who wears only black and the captain of the cheerleading team will be able to at last gaze at a single Hollywood heartthrob poster with mutual enjoyment! I guess?

28 Weeks Later director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo is in place to direct, and production is expected to begin in the fall, because everyone involved is totally fine being eternally haunted by the angry spirit of Brandon Lee so long as they can squeeze one last non-haunted summer in.

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