'Abduction' Poster: Sorry, Taylor Lautner Couldn't Emote Any Less Than This
As a little bonus to add to yesterday's treat of a full trailer for Abduction--a riveting two-and-a-half minutes of slack-jawed action punctuated with a particularly thought-provoking aphorism--JustJared has now premiered the film's poster, a colorless driver's license photo that restrains itself from spoiling all the film's cell phone action, shameless product placement, and prominent watches, instead letting Lautner's typically dead eyes do the talking. They're saying, "Is it okay if I open my mouth now?"
Think Transformers: Dark of the Moon is the only upcoming film to feature its young star scooting around helicopters and exploding high-rises? You couldn't be more wrong! Abduction totally has that, too--and adds the danger that Taylor Lautner is almost assuredly going to end u... / Continue →
That audible huffing and the humid breath you've felt on your neck all day? You haven't been imagining it! You've just been feeling Muscle Werewolf's palpable excitement for this new Abduction trailer. There aren't many new ridiculously agape faces for our collection, nor any n... / Continue →
Ready for the least convincing delivery of the "not if I find you first" cliché ever recorded? Well, here it is, in the first starring vehicle for our supposed newest young action hero, Twilight werewolf Taylor Lautner.
Even when his participation in school athletics and party... / Continue →
