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Razzie Nominations Announced: These Are Indeed Mostly Bad Movies

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It's a telling year in film when the nominations for the Razzies--the awards that celebrate our worst cinematic achievements--are more shocking and genuinely upsetting than anything the Golden Globes or Oscars have to offer.

These nominees... I mean, where's the love for Furry Vengeance, guys? You obviously did not stick around for the credits sequence. And no Worst Picture for Yogi Bear, or Little Fockers? There's a reason those were saved for awards season! Couldn't squeeze Harrison Ford and Brendan Fraser in for Worst Couple? Come on! What a mockery these mock awards have become.

Anyway, your nominees:

WORST PICTURE
The Bounty Hunter
The Last Airbender
Sex and the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

WORST ACTOR
Jack Black, Gulliver’s Travels
Gerard Butler, The Bounty Hunter
Ashton Kutcher, Killers and Valentine’s Day
Taylor Lautner, Twilight Saga: Eclipse and Valentine’s Day
Robert Pattinson, Remember Me and Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST ACTRESS
Jennifer Aniston, The Bounty Hunter and The Switch
Miley Cyrus, The Last Song
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis & Cynthia Nixon, Sex and the City 2
Megan Fox, Jonah Hex
Kristen Stewart, Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Billy Ray Cyrus, The Spy Next Door
George Lopez, Marmaduke, The Spy Next Door, and Valentine’s Day
Dev Patel, The Last Airbender
Jackson Rathbone, The Last Airbender and Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Rob Schneider, Grown Ups

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Alba, The Killer Inside Me, Little Fockers, Machete, and Valentine’s Day
Cher, Burlesque
Liza Minnelli, Sex and the City 2
Nicola Peltz, The Last Airbender
Barbra Streisand, Little Fockers

WORST EYE-GOUGING USE OF 3-D
Cats & Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore
Clash of The Titans
The Last Airbender
Nutcracker 3-D
Saw 3-D

WORST SCREEN COUPLE/ENSEMBLE
Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler, The Bounty Hunter
Josh Brolin’s Face & Megan Fox’s Accent, Jonah Hex
The Entire Cast, The Last Airbender
The Entire Cast, Sex and the City 2
The Entire Cast, Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST DIRECTOR
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Vampires Suck
Michael Patrick King, Sex and the City 2
M. Night Shyamalan, The Last Airbender
David Slade, Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Sylvester Stallone, The Expendables

WORST SCREENPLAY
The Last Airbender, M. Night Shyamalan
Little Fockers, John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey
Sex and the City 2, Michael Patrick King
Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Melissa Rosenberg
Vampires Suck, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL
Clash of The Titans
The Last Airbender
Sex and the City 2
Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Any other blatant omissions I missed? And how are gay stereotypes going to take the Worst Supporting Actress nominations?

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