Gemma Arterton Playing Hot, Witch-Hunting Gretel
What a little Sam Worthington this Gemma Arterton is becoming! The actress, who's been popping up as the go-to blockbuster action film female lead with increasing regularity, will reprise that role once again in Paramount's action-oriented Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. Jeremy Renner is already attached to play Hansel and the film is set for a March shoot date, with Paramount reportedly rushing the project into production before Michael Bay's "brand science"-based adaptation of the Grimm tale and Timur Bekmambetov's Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter come out and make everyone sick of Hansel & Gretel adaptations/Halloween costume archetype hunters. Spoiler, Paramount: you're way too late for that.
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