The trailer for Transformers: Dark of the Moon has arrived, bringing with it Michael Bay's alternate, conspiracy theory-laden secret history of the 1969 moon landing: the astronauts found Hasbro's Transformers on the lunar surface (an area we'll call "Dark of the Moon" even though it's clearly lit, I guess)! More specifically, they found this guy with a hood ornament head and faint metallic goatee, crash-landed on the moon in his Transformer vehicle (sold separately).
Ut oh, his eye woke up! And it's made of millions of little blades, because this guy is so super awesome he's basically all-blade! And his ship will probably be a really huge Transformer, similarly made of blades but also with robot testicles, because Michael Bay's still got it.