'New Year's Eve' Adds Attractive Women Who Often Wear Bikinis
In a valiant but ultimately misguided effort to make Garry Marshall's thematic sequel to Valentine's Day appealing to straight males, New Line has entered negotiations with the full lips and toned, disproportionate bodies of Sofia Vergara and Jessica Biel to join New Year's Eve. Biel, the one connective string from Valentine's Day, would play "a pregnant woman who, along with her husband, try to win a cash prize given by a hospital to the couple who are first to give birth on New Year's Day," though it's unclear to me if it's Jessica Biel's character from the last film or if it will be Jessica Biel acting like Jessica Biel but with a different name. Vergara's part hasn't been named, but man oh man, how about her?
Looking at a cast that includes Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Abigail Breslin, Robert De Niro, Zac Efron, Ashton Kutcher, Lea Michele, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michelle Pfeiffer, Hilary Swank, and Sofia Vergara, most romantic comedy directors would probably say, "OK, that should be e... / Continue →
"It only happens once a year: New Year's Eve," says Josh Duhamel, forever redefining just how fucking obnoxiously redundant a truism can be.
"It's a time when hopeless can be romantic," he continues--apparently referring to how charming New York's irredeemably destitute popula... / Continue →
Robert De Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer, Hilary Swank, and Ashton Kutcher are all reportedly in talks with New Line to join New Year's Eve, Garry Marshall's attempt at topping his own Valentine's Day's ensemble rom-com awfulness. If it all works out, Pfeiffer would play an executive ... / Continue →
