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'Fast Five' Trailer: Vin Diesel and Paul Walker Are Best at Cars

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It's always a pretty safe bet that any Fast/Furious film is basically going to be some people sort-of-acting over an easy to grasp conflict that functions mainly as an excuse for some elaborate setpieces involving guys doing illegal things in their fancycars. Classic formula for creating apoplectic speed. The trailer Fast Five just has arrived, and I can finally confirm: yes, everyone, the newest Fast/Furious is also that. Except now there's also The Rock, and sometimes Vincent Diesel is an arsonist ninja.

Don't ever, ever let them into cars! Because they're so good at cars.

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