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'Battle: Los Angeles' Found a Use for Michael Bay's Unused 'Armageddon' Matte Paintings, and Other Posters

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Below the cut: posters for Green Hornet and Paul, and one for Thor that has a decent shot at being more interesting than the film.

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Green Hornet and Kato emerge from a white void!


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Paul emerges from a yellow void!


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This stylish Thor poster was given to cast and crew and Harry Knowles (seriously), and, naturally, will never be hung in theaters, saving you the trouble of explaining to Mom that it's not a cartoon.

The end.

(from IMPA, ComingSoon, and Olly Moss via)

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