"They" said he couldn't do it (apparently, if you believe this trailer). But just look at Justin Bieber now: he's a bona fide star, I'm told, who has a crew of people just to make sure his hair sweeps around just so under his bright, bright hoodies. He's so important, in fact, that there's already this documentary about his nascent career and his thrilling journey into prepubescence--Never Say Never, in 3-D! See his early home videos of drumming on chairs, in 3-D(?)! See morbid superfans explain that they'll follow Bieber to his grave, in 3-D! Watch him ascend into an American Gladiators Atlasphere, in 3-D! Just look how big the little asthmatic's sneakers are, in 3-D! It's pretty awful.
He's just like your and me! Isn't that reassuring?
You fell in love with them with "What Makes You Beautiful," their song about a comatose girl whose vegetative state has left her tragically unaware of her beauty and the rest of her surroundings. Then you fell in love with them again with "Live While We're Young," their hit abo... / Continue →
Each year, the World Championships of Junior Golf bring together hundreds of the world's best child golfers to compete at an international level. And, of course, it is adorable, because they're in little visors and getting all upset over missed putts, like they're surgeons stru... / Continue →
Just over a month into 2013 and already the year is plump with whimsy, stuffed with cloud cars and mouse barbers thanks to a particularly busy January from Michel Gondry. He and the decorated cardboard box that magically manifests his dreams have clearly been working overtime, ... / Continue →