'Cars 2' Teaser: The Cars Are Agent Cody Bankses This Time
Having successfully remade Doc Hollywood, replacing Michael J. Fox and everyone else with cars, in 2006, Disney-Pixar will at last release an awaited(?) second chapter in the Cars saga next summer with the aptly-titled Cars 2. To get us revving our engines about the film early (car reference!), the animation giant has released a brief trailer teasing the story's spy themes and Larry Cable Guy voices. Unfortunately, just by telling you this is a Cars 2 teaser, I've sort of ruined the trailer's punchline, which I believe is, "Surprise: it turns out the 'world's newest secret agents' we've been describing are actually cars! I bet you thought they were going be hamsters or some shit, didn't you?" Sorry.
'Cars 2' Trailer: Your Least Favorite Pixar Movie Gets a Sequel with Your Least Favorite Spy Premise
Larry the Cable Guy Car is a bumbling, terrible spy, but Michael Cain the Bond Car keeps misconstruing his idiocy for outside-the-box talent! Yikes! Also: Owen Wilson Car goes to Japan to do some racing in Tokyo! What in the Johnny English/Fast and the Furious sequel world!? I... / Continue →
Japan sure is weird if you're American, and are also a tow truck voiced by the voice Larry the Cable Guy, am I right, Larry the Cable Guy the Tow Truck? YES, he responds in this new Cars 2 trailer, using that voice he affects to let me know he probably drinks too many Budweiser... / Continue →
Sorry, Grandmas, this new Toy Story 3 trailer is INTERNET-ONLY. Not for you! Actually, your grandma does have "the net" now, and she loves it when you "net mail" her "pics." But anyway, here's the trailer:... / Continue →
