'Tourist' Trailer: The 'Salt & Depp' 'Knight & Day'
Boasting the cast you were so in love with back when you were a cigarette-smoking 14-year-old girl, The Tourist sees Angelina Jolie as some sort of criminal/secret agent/action babe/somethingorother and Johnny Depp as the innocent title character used by her to confuse Paul Bettany and all the other guys who keep shooting at her awesome speedboat. Here's a trailer to show you how appropriate it's going to be when the critics call it "sexy," "heart-pounding," and "Johnny Depp is a riot."
To the delight of tabloids desperate to speculate that the two are fucking, here's the first shot of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, a long-troubled production that went through several cast changes before ending up with your fake-bisexual girlfriend's favorite d... / Continue →
A new Ben Affleck movie from "the acclaimed director of Gone Baby Gone" (also Ben Affleck, but director Ben Affleck likes to refer to himself as that now to avoid confusing the two sides of the Affleck talent coin, a la Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana) is soon headed your way; how w... / Continue →
Next summer, only one film will combine the action and thrills of a Bourne film with the girlish fun of dying your hair and dressing up in different sexy outfits: Salt! Starring Angelina Jolie as: Salt!
Here's your trailer.... / Continue →
