Welp, Jake Gyllenhaal and Anna Hathaway have decided to blow all of their remaining likability reserves in one place. The two are playing Matthew McConaughey-or-whoever-smooth-talking-asshole and Jennifer-Aniston-or-whoever-lady-who-calls-him-out-so-hard-he-falls-for-her in this new awful movie about unlikable people finding love, and it looks just terrible:
Who to congratulate first: Josh Gad, for successfully becoming the Bargain Bin Jonah Hill, or Anne Hathaway, for getting two boob jokes in the trailer alone? Let's just give a solemn head nod to everyone involved.
Did you like Julie Delpy's 2007 romantic-dramedy 2 Days in Paris? Well, then just wait until you see where Julie Delpy is spending 48 hours this time! (It's New York.) Now she's ditched Adam Goldberg for Chris Rock, and sister and father have come to visit and show off their re... / Continue →
With a story involving a confused, death-obsessed, young protagonist who converses with a WWII-era Japanese ghost only he can see, and a romance with a beautiful but eccentric hospitalized girl, Restless has all the familiar trappings of a standard issue quirky debut from a dir... / Continue →
Oh boy, what A Cute One this is. Casting against type, An Invisible Sign sees Jessica Alba as a quirky/autistic, reclusive mathematics whiz (as represented by her having pigtails, because thick glasses just felt TOO real) forced out of her shell when she's given a job teaching ... / Continue →