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August 8, 2010 - August 14, 2010 Archives

  • August 13, 2010
    Ready to reignite the George Lucas fury that's been slowly dwindling since whenever it was you last saw one of the Star Wars prequels? Then read this LA Times interview with Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back producer Gary Kurtz. In it, he basically labels Lucas a toy salesman f... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    For those not paying attention, previous Conanimations are: - Late Night Situation Explained with Insane Asian CGI - Bizarre Yet Awesome Stop-Motion Dancing Conan - Terry Gilliam/You Can't Do That on Television-esque Conan Hair Attachment If you have any to add, please send th... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    Presenting all the newly-released films I could be bothered to write: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Director: Edgar Wright Starring: Michael Cera, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Jason Schwartzman Good if you want to see: Bryan Lee O'Malley's heavily-video-game-referencing nerd comic t... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    Welp, looks like Terminator will be following the path of The Animatrix and The Chronicles of Cartoon Riddick, continuing the story of John Connor and Arnold Terminator through animation. Hannover House and Red Bear Entertainment have announced plans to develop Terminator 3000,... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    That Yogi Bear film seems to be turning out so well, it's got Warner Bros. thinking, "You know what we should do? We should make another atrocious blending of desperate actors and CGI'd popular cartoon characters, but with Bugs Bunny this time!" According to Deadline, WB doesn'... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2010
    Gosh, guys, how do you KNOW? You know... when you're IN LOVE? Probably when a trailer makes it instantaneously clear that you should be with Paul Rudd instead of your jerk boyfriend Owen Wilson, Reese Witherspoon. That's how you know, apparently. That said, this doesn't look b... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    Sorry, guys, but the movie that seems to be entirely about Drew Barrymore and Macintosh Embodiment having a long-distance relationship--Going the Distance--has been delayed a week, and will now open September 3rd. Looks like we'll just have to see Eat Pray Love again the last w... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    Think Quantum Leap is, by its very nature, too definitively episodic to ever make the A-Team-style jump to modern cinemas? Yeah, you're probably right, but that's not going to stop anyone from giving it a shot. According to Leap star Scott Bakula, creator Don Bellisario is work... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    Now that he's out of the race to be Spidermin, Jamie Bell has moved on and joined first-time director Carl Tibbet's British thriller The Retreat. He'll be joined by Cillian Murphy and Thandie Newton in a tale Deadline describes as the story of "a couple vacationing on a remote ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    The comic this time? Last Man Standing, a work from Daniel LuVisi that apparently had Comic Con fanboys smacking their lips to its video game concept-like art. Despite that the graphic novel has yet to be officially released, Paramount has closed a deal to purchase the property... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    Prepare your drug montages and onstage laughter quickly devolving to dramatic offstage tears and anger: it's time for a John Belushi biopic. THR tells us Todd Phillips--of Road Trip, Old School, and The Hangover fame--is producing the picture for Warner Bros., who recently acqu... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    If you sat through the credits of The Other Guys last weekend, you were treated to a little lesson about economics: turns out those CEOs and Wall Street guys are a lot of boners. Seeing that no one seemed to get the economic commentary of Step Brothers (the bathroom rug Ferrell... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    It's clearly not as good as this animated Conan madness, nor as good as this also-madness, but this TBS promo for Conan's upcoming talk show is still good enough to place third on my list of Conan animations, which I'm from now on calling Conanimations. So how about giving it a... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    - Like all of the hand-illustrated Wes Anderson Criterion DVD covers, the one for The Darjeeling Limited is also going to be really good looking. If only I could order a print of it to hang on the wall, so I could be forced to justify my unapologetic love of Anderson's catalog ... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    This educational short about graboids--those goddammers from Tremors--is something you need to watch right now so that you're prepared. What if you one day are forced to become Family Ties Dad?... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    Ang Lee gave it a go; a CBS series tried so hard with Lou Ferigno and contact lenses; most recently, Louis Letterier and Ed Norton did their best; and yet still no one has really managed to create a truly definitive screen version of the Incredible Hulk. Until now, that is. Ban... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    Sure, we've fought aliens and their threatening blue beams before, but this time Will Smith's salary is too prohibitive for him to save us, and Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure has shown us we can't rest this burden entirely on Randy Quaid's shoulders. NOW ... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2010
    If you followed the tiresome viral campaign that accompanied Cloverfield, you may recall the name "Slusho" being thrown around a lot. In the lore of the J.J. Abrams-produced hit, Slusho was some sort of ICEE company based out of Japan or something, and its existence somehow tri... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    From Yahoo, here's Due Date's poster, showing that once again Todd Phillips has gone with the combination of aviator sunglasses, unexplained injury, and Zach Galifiankis carrying something small and cute to grab our interest. Plan your obvious Halloween costume accordingly.... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    The guy who made all those shockingly-authentic trailers for 1950s versions of The Empire Strikes Back, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Forrest Gump, and Ghostbusters has done it again. This time, Ivan Guerrero--who justifiably describes himself as a talented editor--brings us a look ... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Days still remain before you can see Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World on screens, but the good news is you can wet your ear-beaks with the full soundtrack and score right now streaming at Spinner (via). New songs from a pseudonymed Beck, Broken Social Scene, Metric, and more await y... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Ut oh, that Netflick is evolving to become an even more efficient time waster. Just a month after a deal that will put Relativity Media's recent catalog on the service's Watch Instantly programming far sooner than before, Netflix has worked out another deal that will make films... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    From guys waving frantically at their oblivious friend to the "could you scoot over?" people, CollegeHumor has put together a video that provides a fairly comprehensive list of the inhabitants and uncomfortable situations of the before-the-film theater experience for you to nod... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Reese Witherspoon earned so many acting achievement points with her role in the Johnny Cash tale Walk the Line, it's only natural she'd revisit the Tree of Music Biopics in the hopes of plucking a few more awards from its bountiful limbs. This time Legally Blonde will be taking... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2010
    Being stereotypically handsome and marrying that cute little pile of diastema known as Anna Paquin just isn't enough for Josh Duhamel: he still has feelings for college sweetheart Katie Holmes, and vice versa! Yikes! So, on the eve of his wedding with Paquin, you can imagine ho... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    Andrew Niccol's incredibly stupidly-titled I'm.mortal will soon have the Scarecrow in its cast, everyone. THR says Cillian Murphy has joined Amanda Seyfried and Justin Timberlake in the Logan's Run-like sci-fi commentary/Alpha Dog reunion: The story is set in the not-too-dista... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    Yick! Disney's animated Tarzan tale is so two-dimensional--in both the senses of being traditional cel animation and not requiring glasses! Yick! Yick! Wipe its taste off grandpa's tongue! Where's all the computer animation and 3-D things? Answer: in Germany. But, thankfully, h... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    There's still nearly a year until Warner Bros. finds out which Green Lantern catchphrases stick, and already these guys have someone working on a writing a sequel to this thing. Variety reports Michael Goldenberg--who previously wrote us a Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoe... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    If Robin Williams can go from hammy, popular comic actor and cartoon voice to creepy guy, why not Jack Black? Why not indeed, says Jack Black's agent and Richard Linklater. According to THR, Black will make his give-me-an-Oscar-maybe? transition with Bernie, teaming with his Sc... / Continue →
  • August 9, 2010
    The weekend box office: 1. The Other Guys - $35.6 million. Fitting that a film about Leonardo DiCaprio in our dreams would be overtaken by a film about Mark Wahlberg, who will forever be in our dreams. 2. Inception - $18.6 million, meaning all those internet parodies can expe... / Continue →