August 1, 2010 - August 7, 2010 Archives
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Director Tony Scott has already once tested Denzel Washington's train-stopping power (and John Travolta tolerance) with last year's The Taking of Pelham 123 (spoiler: he did it). This year, you lucky dogs, Scott has issued a all-new train challenge: How about stopping a freight... / Continue →
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Church Animals have another movie, so let's pray/watch:... / Continue →
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At last, I'm rewarded for arbitrarily clicking all over the screen all the time. Yahoo has put up the same old trailer for Scott Pilgrim, but this time they're calling it "interactive" because madly clicking on it gives you director commentary, behind-the-scenes featurettes, an... / Continue →
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I'm having some issues getting it to play very well right now, but for all of you with more functional computing machines, here's the trailer for Jackass 3-D. I'm assuming it contains some guys doing stupid things--and that, sometimes, whatever they're shooting at their testicl... / Continue →
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Because there haven't been enough insinuations made about the relationship between these characters, here's an ecstatic, wide-eyed Yogi perched behind an equally-excited Boo-Boo, all behind the tagline, "Great things come in bears." Jesus... (Thanks to Chris for having the sen... / Continue →
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The Other Guys Director: Adam McKay Starring: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes Good if you want to see: Will Ferrell's buffoonery under the watchful eye of writer/director Adam McKay, who has thus far provided us with some of our greatest Will Ferrell Buffoonery Adventur... / Continue →
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What a terrible day this is shaping up to be. First my internet machine stops working, now I'm finding out Little Fockers is somehow less than exceptional? YES. Possibly. According to Deadline and Vulture, the third tale of the tiresomely joyless relationship between Robert De ... / Continue →
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Hey, did you hear how somebody's making an Avengers movie? That's right: Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Samuel L. Jackson, etc. are all teaming up to fight some shit. It's bound to be a hit. Here's a teaser:... / Continue →
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From Movieline, here's the new poster for Woody Allen's latest old-dudes-love-young-ladies film, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger. If you were wondering just how this design was decided upon, allow me to take you through the steps: 1. Search for "romantic clipart" on Google ... / Continue →
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It's kind of sad that when an obviously-good comedy is allowed one more season on the air, that event needs to be celebrated. But, as our experiences with Arrested Development and Party Down and so on have shown us, that totally is the case, so let's take a moment to enjoy that... / Continue →
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The absence of "fucks" and lack of emphasis on ladyfeet in 1994's attempt at bringing The Shadow to screens may soon be corrected. This story from Pajiba claims our old friend Quentin Tarantino is in early talks to relaunch classic character The Shadow for Fox--which means the ... / Continue →
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TWIST ENDING from the MIND OF M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN: the Devil is lava! Or one of those terrible commercials for Droid phones. One of the two. New Poster For Shyamalan's Devil [Empire]... / Continue →
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It's a sad fact that 17 Again, 18 Again!, 13 Going on 30, Big, Freaky Friday, Vice Versa, and Like Father, Like Son only retain their freshness for so many viewings. It's high time for another age-switching comedy to sate our endless appetite for watching the brain of someone o... / Continue →
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What is David Fincher's new melodramatic social media movie were about YouTube instead of Facebook? Here's that trailer. It's basically the same thing--except now a panda vagina plays a pivotal role, obviously.... / Continue →
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Guys, don't forget Joaquin Phoenix! It's him: Joaquin! He's still around! And now he's ready to get some money and notoriety by selling this Casey Affleck-directed documentary about him acting crazy. Regretfully, I suggest we all see it--buying tickets to his bullshit film is h... / Continue →
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This Scott Pilgrim movie is going to be the next Watchmen, guys! Not in terms of being extremely grueling to watch and interrupted by a bizarre sex scene; in terms of producing fancy supplementary animated content to fill in some parts from the comic they couldn't squeeze into ... / Continue →
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Ready for a Mage movie, Mage fans? Because that's happening, now. As Variety says it: "Watchmen" producer Lloyd Levin is set to bring seminal '80s comicbook "Mage" to the bigscreen. Levin has acquired bigscreen rights to Matt Wagner's 15-book collection that makes up "The Hero... / Continue →
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Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller have decided to stretch their, frankly, fucking exhausting conflict out for one more film--just to make it an even decade--and there's now this poster to commemorate the event. These guys are back to show all these other assholes how real professi... / Continue →
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Another horror remake? Yes. Yes it is. But, thankfully, this one holds the distinction of being written and produced by Guillermo del Toro, which I dare say gives it a better chance at memorability than any of the horror remakes being forced through Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes... / Continue →
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Sorry, X-Men: First Class, no physics-bending dream battles this time. Talking to the LA Times, First Class director Matthew Vaughn revealed that now that he got around to seeing that Inception movie everyone keeps talking about, he's going to have to change some things in his ... / Continue →
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Leonardo DiCaprio & Friends may be the ones getting all the press and WTFs for their recent dream manipulations, but guess who was already extracting private information from dreams YEARS ago. That's right: as usual, it was popular avian sailor Donald Duck, Gyro Gearloose, and ... / Continue →
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Good luck having a meet-up with that dude from Facebook tonight, teenage girls, because Ross-from-Friends has decided to validate all of your parents' worst cyber-fears with the new film Trust. From this trailer, it seems the Shwimmer-directed film is about a creepy old guy usi... / Continue →
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Robert Rodriguez did such a fine job translating the high-contrast world of Sin City to screens, how about we give this guy another shot with something that will require less black-and-white "art mode" on his camcorder? According to the LA Times, that might be happening, with t... / Continue →
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Some people with access to what seems to a large collection of period clothing and props have done the best thing you could do with such a vast library of reenactment memorabilia: made a trailer for a fake film based on Oregon Trail. Don't worry about dysentery coming up. Of co... / Continue →
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To advertise Alamo Drafthouse’s upcoming Rolling Roadshow, a tour that screens classic films in relevant settings around the country--like RoboCop in Detroit, an area of Michigan famous for eventually having cyborg officers sometime in the future--artist Olly Moss made a fancy ... / Continue →
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Now that the last Curious George film has had four full years to dissolve from our memory (unless you were one of the lucky ones who purchased the 2009 straight-to-video Curious George 2: Follow that Monkey!), isn't it about time we get that yellow-hatted guy and his inquisitiv... / Continue →
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Your weekend box office: 1. Inception - $27.5 million, taking first place for the third week straight. Meaning "the guys who brought you Meet the Spartans" are probably already a month into writing Dream Movie. 2. Dinner for Schmucks - Steve Carell shouts his way to $23.3 mil... / Continue →
