Jul 27 2010'Sucker Punch' Trailer: Zack Snyder Has Made the Film He Was Meant to Make

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Zack Snyder has, at last, made the only film he was ever really meant to make. Oh, don't worry, he's still over-sensualizing every figure, gesture, and scene with his bullshit, but this time he's realized he might as well throw some girls in there instead of homoerotic subtext and uncomfortable sex scenes--and he's even set most of the narrative inside the mind of a crazy girl, making it that much easier to ignore the logic flaws in the ramshackle plot and concentrate entirely on all the slow-motion shit!

Trailer:

I bet there will be a pretty good video game adaptation of this. And that there will then be a beach volleyball spin-off of that video game.

Reader Comments

Girls with guns. That's hot.

See, IWS Guy, here's the thing: I liked to agree with the sentiment of this post, but that slow-motion stuff is just so damn cool looking.

I hope Zack Snyder continues to do this well into his 90s.

Young girls in skimpy outfits karate kick samurais while shooting guns in slow motion.

Nerds are creepy and Japan has ruined us all.

OH MY GOD ! OH MY GGGOOOOOOOODDD ! You know that feeling when you cannot WAIT to see something that looks like the most epic stuff of the decade ? Seriously they caught me at the part where she raises her head in the snow all flotting around her .... DAMNGAMGAMDNADMADN

@2 I totally agree. I loved 300 and liked Watchmen overall.

Looks incredible!!!!!!!

Movie looks good but fuck I hate that girl power bullshit. Hot girls should be a belt accessory for the heroes and should blow them after every heroic move.

@#7. Ribbit, you are so wise.

300 was great but Watchmen completely fucking SUCKED! This movie looks just as stupid....everyone knows that guys who thing "girls with guns is hot" are just a bunch of losers who live in their parents basement and never had a real girlfriend. Who gives a fuck? Wow...its a hot chick with a gun...who fucking cares? Doesnt mean its gonna be a good movie! I will NOT be wasting my money on this crapshit.

looks gay

Did you even read the 'Watchman' comic? I thought the movie was a perfect adaptation. Brilliant.

@ ribbit, this is why you never get laid.

This movie is unrealistic cause girls dont have much imagination let alone like the one in movie.

I dunno, the trailer for the 300 was better than the entire movie and Watchmen was well, faithful I guess this - looks kind of gratuitous.

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The directors cut of watchmen is sooooooo fuckin ballin. In the version that opened in theaters the beginning and end of almost every scene got cut to save on time, which made it much more confusing and seem so poorly thrown together. There are also some cool scenes that got cut entirely (poor Hollis Mason).


and yeah this looks like its just trying too hard. i still might check it out, but i feel like the trailer alone reduced my IQ to a viscus liquid that is now dripping out of my ass. not sure if i could handle the full movie

This is unrealistic because at no point were they making sandwiches while a man did all the work.

This "all in the mind" deal is the perfect get-out-of-plot-free card for lazy writers. How the hell do you make a story involving scantily-clad girls, dragons, samurai, and WWII dogfighting? Who gives a shit, it's just in some crazy chick's head!

im having the spirit flash backs and im getting quezey.

having your charactors in an all 3d enviorment is a gift not a right.

i mean cgi.

How dare someone make an action packed, psycho-surreal fantasy film, filled with gun-toting, scantily clad jail-bait!? Without knowing precisely what the plot is about and based solely on this beautifully shot trailer, I am fully prepared to join the rest of my fellow naysayers and prejudge this movie as an abomination!

you all are a bunch of slack-jawed faggots. this movie will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurs. Jut like me.

^ You said it Governor Ventura ;-)

"...just tell them it'll make all their wildest dreams come true..."

The only thing that could make this trailer better is killin natzis. And zombies.

@23: fuck yea gratuitous carnage looks entertaining as hell. also that like my fav quote from predator, you have my props good sir

I hope this was filmed in 3D.

I dont know what just happened...but i have an awkward erection...

jesus christ! this movie looks ridiculously awesome! i didn't know they could make action movies like this!
!!!!!

I double-taked on the slow-mo with the samurai firing the mini-gun.

This trailer reaffirms my belief that Zach Snyder was born to convert Japanese anime to live-action films. Slow-mo samurai giants firing gatling guns at teenage girls in short skirts wielding swords? When do we get Fist of the North Star, Akira, and Battle Angel Alita by Zack Snyder?

Also, taking Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez's vision and applying it to scripts that aren't written by Miller or Rodriguez is a gift to mankind. Keep it up Zack. And look into Space Battleship Yamato please.

If this isn't an adaptation of something I will be seriously impressed. Hollywood badly needs some original stories right now. Znyder is one of the very directors with a great visual eye, but I'm still waiting for that great story to go along with it. Movie looks like awesome awesome fun, and I'm glad he got Emily Browning (the blonde); great actress, severely underrated. WIll definitely be watching this!

Holy sh*t.

Apparently a certain blogger is in love with Znyder.

While the Watchmen was the lulzfest of the decade and 300 is a greasy, homoerotica bonanza, he did a decent job with the Dawn remake. Respect those who give your blog purpose, boy.

@ribbit

7. Ribbit - July 27, 2010 1:32 PM

Movie looks good but fuck I hate that girl power bullshit. Hot girls should be a belt accessory for the heroes and should blow them after every heroic move

AGREED... you are indeed a wise man..

A scantily clad chick fighting an undead samurai with a vulcan mini gun?
I've gotta see this movie!!!

@19 I am with you frank... but explain that to the youth of today...

oooh oooh ooooh I wanna guess that at the end of the movie....It was ALL in her head oooooweeeeeeeeeoooooo

How this all takes place in a kitchen is amazing in itself.

this movie got everything!!!

now a samauray undead orch with a minigun is just to epic xD
, do we have to wait until 2011 TT___TT

I want to beat Snyder with a sack of hammers almost as bad as I'd like to torture George Lucas long and slow for what he did to his own Franchise, robbing generations of his orignal work and replacing it with with shitty 90's CGI. My beef with Snyder is less intense because I think he's borderline mentally retarded. He has a briliant eye and can definetly crank out the eye candy, but as Watchmen proved, he knows nothing about the complexity of story telling. He doesn't know how to build tension and pace his stories correctly. I LOVE WATCHMEN, or for that matter anything I've ever read by Allan Moore, and to be fair, he did a better job than most would have because he didn't fuck with the original story much. Unfortunately his gay retardation shown through around the edges........

I can already see fanboys grinding their teeth about this " It was a faithfull rendition, he got it right!" Bullshit. I do have to give him props on the opening credits, the comedian shooting Kennedy? That was new and fit perfectly within the context of the orignal story. Unfortunately that was they best part of that three hour giant blue cock festival he called a movie. The main reason I'm mad? That retard robbed me of what should have been the most satisfying part of the movie, The "I'm not locked up with you, you are locked in here with me" scene, word for word from the source material, again good job on that, but by the time this testosterone soaked scene which should have been a classic moment in fanboy history, the audience was desensatised by Zack Snyder, he ellevated the violence and over sold every scene to the point when something was truly epic and deserved our attention, it was just another moment. What was worse, it was down right comical. The thing is, the only thing I liked about the movie was what should have been fucking obvious to anyone, respect the original work. Big gay retard.


Oh, I didn't even watch this trailer. I f there isn't a giant exploding cock in it, I'd be suprised.

guys talking shit about women= bitter nerds that have no girlfriends.

Vanessa Hudgens and Jamie Chung? I'll wait for Netflix.

What is this High School Musical w/ guns?

I finally watched the trailer, looks worth seeing in 3d.
People find chicks with guns hot because real men like strong women that challange them and guns are just an external symbol of that inner streangth,
also it helps to be a gun guy. I just like guns. Chicks with guns, guns attached to cars, chimpanzees with guns, it all works for me.

@44 haha, true that. Silly virgins/closet homosexuals.

whats wrong with a girl being the hero?

Don Draper wears a Timothy Dalton Rocketeer moustache pretty well.

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