'Saw 3D' Trailer Wants To Pretend This Is Final 'Saw' Film
Even though every Saw film is already essentially a drawn-out trailer for the inevitable sequel that will proceed it, Lionsgate has decided to release an actual trailer for Saw 7 (formally titled Saw 3D The Traps Come Alive). This time, the traps are alive! And they're in 3-D! And, if this trailer and hollow comments made by the director are to be believed, this is the final film in the series.
Sure, keep saying this is the last time you'll masturbate today, Saw, but I see you quietly sneaking away to the bathroom for a pocketful of toilet paper. We'd all be spared this unspoken embarrassment if you'd just leave a Kleenex box in your room.
I can't wait until it makes back all the money they spent on circular saws and manufactured dreariness in the first weekend, and then they announce SON OF SAW.