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New 'Machete' Trailer: Danny Trejo Versus Steve Seagal, with Machetes

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Good news, fans of large cleaver-like cutting tools [source]: there's a new trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete. Remember that trailer he made as part of Grindhouse as sort of a joke? Now it's an actual movie, and he wants you to pay for it, because he paid Don Johnson to be in it.

(Thanks, Dave)

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