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New 'Facebook' Trailer Really Wants You To Take It Seriously

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Following in the shallow footsteps of a couple pretty unimpressive teasers that still left us sighing, "Jesus, there's really a Facebook movie...", a full trailer for The Social Network has at last come online for our judgment. With this preview, director David Fincher seems intent to prove that this film is not about the lighthearted frivolity that comes with "poking" someone. Nor is it even about the sad, sinister motivations of constantly looking at your ex-girlfriend's profile. This shit is so much more REAL than all that. So real that it must be scored with a choral version of Radiohead's "Creep" and show new Peter Parker doing math on glass, because Good Will Hunting has shown me that's something that happens at real Harvard.

OK, David Fincher, I get it. Facebook is super dramatic. You may retire to your panic room, now.

  • July 8, 2010
    With David Fincher's The Social Network being announced as the opening night film of the 48th Annual New York Film Festival, Columbia has released a new teaser trailer for the film that takes the form of one of those status update conversations. Watch it fast, because I swear, ... / Continue →
  • September 23, 2009
    David Fincher has ADDED some more FRIENDS to the cast of his vaguely-titled Facebook film, The Social Network (Note the witty reference I just made to "adding friends." Like with Facebook.): Jesse Eisenberg will play founder Mark Zuckerberg, Justin Timberlake will play Sean Pa... / Continue →
  • June 28, 2010
    Because it's not enough that Facebook is a terrible thing on the internet we have to endure (and a thing on Good Morning America that an "internet expert" tries to explain to all the old people in the audience), it's entirely necessary that there also be a Facebook movie about... / Continue →
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