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First Look at 'Black Swan': Natalie Portman Tests Your Crush on Her

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Will you still like her if she looks like a nightmare from The Cell? Yes, of course you will. You'll see her as a ballet performer in Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan and you will mutter, "Dance, Natalie, dance for me," as she twirls across the stage (and doesn't she kiss Mila Kunis?). Still, though, I wish I never had to see her look like she's in Cirque du Soleil.

More Black Swan photos and words here.

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