'Faster' Poster: Vengeance is Velocity-Dependent
Two things this poster for Faster proves:
1. It stars The Rock's arm.
2. It takes places within the same abandoned prairie universe as The Happening.
Bonus Thing: slow justice is fuckin' bulllllllshit.
In case the prior trailers for Faster and The Dilemma had too much Rock-shooting-dudes and gay slurs for you, respectively, here are sanitized versions of both trailers for you--perfect for if you want to go into the theater unaware, leaving you joyously surprised at all the Ro... / Continue →
In Faster, Dwayne "Scorpion King" Johnson plays a man out for revenge after some a-holes murder his brother. Can you guess how he's going to get that revenge? If you said he's "gonna to kill them all" in his best Batman snarl, you win. Well done, QuizTeam. But if you also guess... / Continue →
Utilizing all the driving skills he honed in racing to Witch Mountain, the Tooth Fairy is back in a new film where he cruises around in a cool car and shoots bad guys while avoiding the pursuit of lawman Billy Bob Thornton. Doesn't that sound like a movie? Well, it is, and here... / Continue →
