Jul 26 2010'Drive Angry (Shot in 3-D)' Comic Con Teaser
Sorry, The Rock, you've got some competition on the driving-a-cool-old-car-and-shooting dudes movie front. Nicolas Cage seems to have his own one-note convict revenge film coming: Drive Angry (Shot in 3D). This teaser strongly suggests it will, if nothing else, live up to its title's sole promise of infuriated driving.
Or is it more likely this is a faux trailer for a film that exists only within an alternate universe, Nicolas Cage-starring version of Funny People? Tough call.
(Thanks, Mike.)

Reader Comments
1. BronsonFonda - July 26, 2010 4:43 PM
This is gonna be sweet! Move over "Faster."
2. frank - July 26, 2010 4:55 PM
I like that they included an actual recording of the pitch meeting for this film:
"They killed my daughter and took her baby... I'm going to get her back."
You can just hear the enthusiasm with which Cage approached this project!
3. Hal - July 26, 2010 5:26 PM
Bored already... and I was SO looking forward to this one.
4. jim x - July 26, 2010 8:55 PM
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7. Plankoid - July 27, 2010 12:30 PM
I feel sorry for Nicholas Cage, he's a terrific actor who is fascinating to watch in the right role, but he's also done a lot of crap. And now he's in more crap then ever, quite clearly doing it only for the money to pay off his debts. It's a real shame that his stock has plummeted so low.
8. jim x - July 27, 2010 1:32 PM
@Plankoid - i completely agree. What's really a shame is to see how he's shuffling through this shite movie. These are the scenes that are **in the trailer**, even, and it looks like he rolled out of bed and barely had his first cup of coffee.
9. kellen - July 27, 2010 9:02 PM
Agreed, but for some reason I always give him the benefit of the doubt and watch whatever it is. So I will pry watch this too.
10. Lord Tarl - July 28, 2010 6:52 AM
"The knocked over my soda and took my sandwich.
I am going to get another one."
That sounds about as good.
11. mike - July 28, 2010 7:58 PM
Why is it always the protagonist daughter who gets killed of kidnapped?
"They stole my favorite shoe and killed my kitten.
Now they have to pay"
"They cut me off without signaling and then reduced their speed.
For this they must die"
"I wanted a small coke but they gave me a super large.
I now must steal their shoes and kill their kitten"
12. Baby is the McGuffin! - July 28, 2010 9:36 PM
Looks Ultra Lame in 3D!
13. Lemmings19 - July 29, 2010 12:33 AM
Am I the only one who thought it was a bit of an oversight that Nicolas Cage was one of the main characters in "The Rock"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117500/
and this post is saying that Nicholas Cage is stealing The Rock's thunder...
Ironic?
14. Ben - July 29, 2010 3:13 AM
"Hell already is walking the Earth!"
Come on, don't tell me you didn't laugh.
Can't wait, Nic has done it again ;)
15. emptyaddy - July 29, 2010 12:22 PM
Cage is the seventh wonder of the financial world. The more films he makes the more in debt he becomes.
16. cc - July 29, 2010 2:28 PM
Looks crappy. AND they probably wreck more classics. Fuckers!
17. John Manigrasso - July 29, 2010 3:01 PM
I don't know if the trailer's trying to say something about me (in which case they're wrong) or about Cage (in which case, I'm open to arguments) but as I was watching the trailer, and ad popped up for "Gay Therapy San Francisco."