Watch Jackie Chan Beat Up Some Children
June 14, 2010 Comments
Following the sickening success of The Karate Kid, wouldn't you like to watch Jackie Chan just go to town wailing on some karate kids, teaching Jaden Smith, Ralph Macchio, Hilary Swank and those Three Ninja assholes a real lesson? Then good thing there's that now! Jackie Chan Hates Karate Kids:
In seriousness, how many trained children would it take to take out Jackie Chan? We're assuming he isn't wearing a high-tech tuxedo in this scenario.