Turn Down Your Rush: It's the 'Game of Thrones' Teaser

Logic would dictate Game of Thrones is some sort of upper-crust Musical Chairs, but my lazy research tells me it's actually an HBO series based on some books about swords and horses and other things you can buy in Dungeons & Dragons games, and people seem to be really excited that it's happening. Here's a brief teaser that aired last night. Enjoy your clanking.
(Thanks, Rer.)
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